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# aaarrghhh!!
i've just twatted my sore elbow on my desk! it has even less skin on it now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# My feet are peeling. I keep peeling off dead skin
It's not pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# why are your feet peeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# I dont know :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Are you a snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# and snakes don't have fucking feet tribs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Stop just spamming posts nick
;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I forgive you
hugs&kisses
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# The largest anaconda ever measured was almost 28 feet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I'm bigger than that.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# The combined length of the small and large intestines in an adult human is about 28 feet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Shit! I've got the world's largest anaconda in my belly D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Well in that case
Go for a poo!
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# And if it doesn't want to leave
dangle a live piglet around your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# But I don't own a teacup pig :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# What if I've shat some of mine out?
Does it grow back? :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Shit... that's a lot of feets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# The longest
reticulated python recorded was 33ft. I had two as pets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# that's just wrong
at least i have a normal reason for having a battered elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Thank you for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Not a problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# My dog scraped all the skin of his paws the other day
He has bandages wrapped around them and he looks very silly, but he can't walk so it's sad and he looks sorry for himself :(
He is getting better though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)