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# THE WORLD WILL END



So drink that last drink, eat that last toast, admit your true feelings for that last b3tan, for in a few hours the planet gets destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# let it end
we'll be fine without it


Maybe..
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# It probably would end all shaking like that,
if the worlds gonna blow up, I don't think I'll be the only one going out fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# I think you may be right in that assumption
.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# That's what the dinosaurs said about the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs
Oh. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# More like
"Raaaawwwwrrrrrraaaarrrrgggghhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Oooohhhh shiiiiitttt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# admit to that b3tan your true feelings?
nick, i love you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# You're all bastards,
but you're my bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Fuck how is there less than 50 to go D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# ok.
I...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I lo...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I love...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I love y...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# ...oghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I love young sheep with fluffy arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I never realised you were welsh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:07, archived)
# "Do you have any Welsh in you?"
"No."
*puts on Welsh accent* "Would you like some?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# hehe
nice one boyo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# How does a Welshman find a sheep in long grass?
Satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Swansea?
A community centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# an old classic
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I'm not, but I did go to school in Aberdeenshire.
It left me scarred. Deeply scarred.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# could have been worse
it could have been Glasgow, and that would have just left you incomprehensible
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Aberdonians are less comprehensible than weegies.
The dialect is about as far from english as it's possible to get without being a different language.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Oh, you made me do this.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# are we nearly there yet...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I fucking love this.
:D I think Battersea power station should be converted into an arms battery.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# nope
looks like Bela Lugosi's Dad may be close with his estimate of the time after all
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# My guess is the post says
"pea-roasting cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# haha
or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Paging Prodge.....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# I need to take a piss but I'm afraid if I go I'll miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Switch on the bathroom light then and watch where you're aiming
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Hahah
Never, this is an idea that is far too obvious.
So close now!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# take a pic of you pissing and post it as a new thread
in fact everyone do it. NAO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# WOAH
Space-time continuum num num?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Om nom nom.
*burps stars*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# whoa, four to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# You're big.
I know this is the internet bu I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# I'm off to bed
to watch stargate until my wench phones me at a ridiculous hour just to say goodnight. ( she's in Washington )

Enjoy your big round number. I'll miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)