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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)

Few people are aware

that ananova is entirely composed with cut out bits of paper before being glued to card with double sided sticky tape by a team of Tony Hart trained ex-Gurkahs before being scanned and converted into HTML.Tony Hart is one of the directors you know.

(one of the early drafts, mate of mine smuggled it out for me)

(anat0010, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:39, archived)

Remember he-man?

Well, this is a recreation of famous scenes, using the action figures. Very bizarre!!
Greyskull. Oh Sound is useful..

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bantam, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:27, archived)

I've been looking for facts on marijuana (not for b3ta)

and I've found a site with loads of pics of naked ladies posing with the weed. This is not office friendly - but odd enough to draw to your attention.

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rob, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:06, archived)

errr.... does that get people off then?

Is that extra great for people who like naked ladies and drugs - the two together is extra sexy? Hmmm.
So then for Joel, would naked ladies and crabs be like... really sexy?

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pep, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:19, archived)

I think

a lot of people get so stoned, they forget where their girlfriends are, these pages are adverts for their safe return - not some kind of skunky-porn.

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Jay, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:48, archived)

More Questions for Tony Hart...

Daddy or Chips?
Ant or Dec?
Neil Buchanan has very little talent and gives kiddie's art programs a bad name. Would you fight him?
Errrm... I'll probably think of some more...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:03, archived)

Question for Tony Hart

When he was a Gurkha, did he ever kill anyone. And has art made him soft?

(milk_explosion, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:54, archived)

Tony Hart is a babe

Ask him how he became one of the countries top sex symbols with his, in somes opinion not mine of coarse, relativly plain looks.

(Pedros, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:37, archived)

U are right pedros

tony hart is a sex icon of this fine country. however would u not agree that in terms of sexual carisma he was far out-shone by that sex-machine morfe and the tidy white one.

(Mr Pissy Pants, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:51, archived)

Oop

For a minute there, I thought you were calling everyone a 'right pedro'!

(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:48, archived)

First Attempt

Hmm, first entry here...

(Lion, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:19, archived)

Anahoova

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emotionblurred, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)

That's

very cool. And John Snow's footwear too...

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mrbrong, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:17, archived)

look at this is you have time

it lets you make accidentally camp superheros And check out the animal companions too - because they are nice. Nicely drawn, but umm, odd. And flash by the way...

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pep, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)

That's Cool...

...but is it possible to make a superhero who isn't very camp? Here's my contribution:
Super Camp Man

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)

nice handle bar

moustache.

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pep, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:00, archived)

It does add

a certain something doesn't it...
It's the furry gloves and jerkin that do it for me though.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:05, archived)

they had some nice

jerkins actually. Also the fact you can have different boots (and gloves) gave it a bit of a Freemason feel i thought...

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pep, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)

She's my hero

(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 7:46, archived)

Tony Hart

Where did you keep Morph's genitalia? because I never saw him wearing it. Or did he transform his whole body into a huge donger? was there a Mrs Morph? or was that Burt? could Burt turn himself into a lady? could Morph? did they take turns?

(MentalAge, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)

Carbunkle

(kee, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 5:13, archived)

i like the Soapie

story

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pep, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 5:52, archived)

Bin Laden's Fortress photoshopped...

http://www.somethingawful.com/features/binladenfortress/

(Gribbet, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 4:21, archived)

Very amusing

especially the he-man fortress. ha

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Ted, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)

.........

OK, that's it! Thanks to all the forum goons for their great work. Now just sit back and watch as thousands of unfunny losers steal these images and post them on their sites or on other crappy forums and try to pass it off as their own work. Way to suck, Internet!

(tylrdiablos, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)

I HAVE A QUESTION, I HAVE A QUESTION

several infact:
have u ever heard an owl and wondered wot was wrong with the doorknob?
have u ever gone around licking the silicon joints in walls?
do u kiss poles?
belinda or katie?
does ur head hurt as much as mine?
have u ever met n e 1 as blonde as me?
do u want a chipmunk in a spacesuit?
hav u ever walked down the street into an elephant who took a hanky out and blew his nose?
y cant my blood me coloured white? die pauline hanson EVIL BITCH
if u pick ur nose does purple stuff come out?
have u ever badly plucked ur eyebrows?
have u ever eaten too much fruit and gotten all poopy?
does high skool get n e better or is it this shit all the way through?
wot do i do if my teachers think im a slut?
hav u ever leant a monkey a chainsaw?
r all maths teachers evil?

(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Mon 10 Dec 2001, 4:17, archived)

Yes

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