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# Please Please me.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm,
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)
# Aah Ramman!
Masters of the Universe inspired my house and website name, due to having a bit of a thing about saying the word Skeletor in strange voices. My pet lizard lives in a tank with Castle Grey Skull as his bedroom
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 11:41, archived)
# still smiling
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:00, archived)
# death.,
death is the only future for her.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:01, archived)
# chairs
chairs are the only furniture for her.
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)
# mink
mink are the only pets for her.
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:06, archived)
# dip
dip is the only food for her
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)
# Pigs
eyelashes and dog forskin is the only meal for her.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)
# no
no no. Dip is the only food for her so that disgusting mix of dogs bits and swine lashes would be off the menu.
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# does
martini still apply?
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# martini
martini is a drink, she is alowed to drink but only martini. She will get very dehydrated and drunk but it is her decision, we all have rules to live by.
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:23, archived)
# and you cant
say fairer than that
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)
# trotting munter
is the only reasonable description for her
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 11:42, archived)
# martini
martini is the only drink for her
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:20, archived)
# john lesley
john lesley is the only man for her.
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# no!!!
I'd put up a good fight. John! you'll have to fight for her!

On second thoughts, I think I'll have Bungle instead, I could never tear apart true love.
(Sul, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 17:53, archived)
# THIS IS AMAZING
http://www.musicbuilder.com/Phone_Losers_of_America/
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)
# this
is a little better

www.phonelosers.org/
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)
# actually
I take it back, it is all crap
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)
# Does anyone...
know where to get a midi file of "There is a light..." by The Smiths.

Don't worry, just found it.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)
# did you
ever DJ at the High Wycombe university?
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)
# errr....
yes, that's a little spooky... why? how? etc etc
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:34, archived)
# that's the best thing i heard all day
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)
# I
just had a feeling. I went to High Wycombe uni. Your nights were some of the best at the union.
(Esteban, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 6:06, archived)
# the wonderful world of david yip

Can I book David Yip for a charity fundraiser? What is David Yip's starsign? Does David Yip support the death penalty?

(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)
# who
is david yip?
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)
# this is not david yip


David Yip is best remembered for his gritty portrayal of a chinese detective in London's Chinatown in the 1981 series "The Chinese Detective". I have also heard that he played "Veldan" in the Doctor Who story "Destiny of the Daleks", and he also played "Editor #1" in The Professionals episode Discovered in a Graveyard.

Or so I am told.
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)
# A touching tribute to bronski beat
more horrid misheard lyric flash stuff made with crab bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)
# aaarrrrghghgh
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)
# Strange question but...
... does anyone else remember Benjy,Zak and the Alien Prince? I am trying to convince myself that it did exist. A cursory glance at Google showed up no proper evidence for it.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)
# yay!
bizarely, watching that made me think i was an alien. Likewise, Chocky.

epguides.com/BenjiZaxandtheAlienPrince/

us.imdb.com/Name?Burton,+Christopher

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:54, archived)
# aaahhhh. zax.
That's why I couldn't find it. Zax.
Chocky was scary. That triangle thing.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)
# Chocky was Gay
But what happened to Mercator? Went the same way as Dark Towers and Badger Girl I spose. Ahh good ole Christopher Biggins
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
# chocky wasnt gay...
only predators are.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)
# in a way
you could say chocky was a predator.

I think he was gay anyway.

and i should know - im his boyfriend.



look! - there I am!
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:25, archived)
# come to chocky
come to me
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:29, archived)
# Chocky.;
wasnt he a DJ from LONDon.
WHO Decided to opena record shop..?
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)
# children of the dog star
was also ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)
# brings it all back
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)
# turn nacho's picture upside down...
zax!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)
# I think you've found
The image to go at the top of the head-performance totem pole.

Must get on with that one...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# song suggestion for crab bloke
how about 'master and servent' by depeche mode becoming 'rasta and serpent' - with a rasta's hair made out of serpents like medusa.
You could perhaps mix in that 'turned to stone' song by elo or someone like that if it stares at anyone.
'fraid I havent the time today to make much.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)
# baby turtles
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/navigation010112.html. ahhhh. (via fark)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:19, archived)
# Now if I just squeeze that little bit harder....
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:26, archived)
# if you squeeze harder
it spits salt water in your eyes. Julian Lennon sang about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:33, archived)
# didn't take long
a gameabout the world trade center
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:51, archived)
# that's pretty sick...
I mean i'd been thinking of a Missile Command style WTC thing, but to actually do it.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:30, archived)
# is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:49, archived)
# Genius
This is the funniest web site around you know cracks me up every day.
found this made me chuckle too

www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/classified.html
(Veebo, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)
# that is one
of the funniest things i have ever seen - you have just stopped me committing suicide!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:30, archived)
# Hadley, he cares too
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)
# Madonna Tribute
Done another one. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)
# oh my god! That's the BEST one
my fave so far...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:24, archived)
# Just because you've amused me lately..

Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:26, archived)
# Just because you've amused me lately..


The last one has ended up becoming Emily from Brookside
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)
# the second one
looks like the sort of thing that appears when you click on a porn thumbnail simply becuase you really can't work out what's going on in the picture.
*not that I visit that sort of site*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:01, archived)
# yeah, yeah, bet you dream of womens arses all day long.
I know your sort Mr Monkeyon
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:24, archived)
# Do you reckon this what girlies insides look like when they've got PMT
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:28, archived)
# i thought they had
stigma, style and ovary, sepal and petal... that diagram is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)
# well
my ovaries have got style and there's no stigma attached to them!
(Nacho, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)
# mmm. smooth and creamy
fantastic. and bill oddie makes his first ever appearance in a flash animation. "Mr B. Oddie?"
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:09, archived)
# clothes
for miniature people
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)
# thay actally are
fabulous clothes.
i wish i was smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:35, archived)
# i dont think
that mink...



Are given enough web coverage.

this one may even be gay.
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)
# and neither is
the Sally Lightfoot Crab, or Grapsus Grapsus



This one is definitely Bi.
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:57, archived)
# this mink does
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:57, archived)
# Weehee
Thanks! - thats excellent!
(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:58, archived)
# or the amazingly titled
In the Mink
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:58, archived)
# that site is fantastic
but what is this?

(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)
# and this dog is
excellent

(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)
# Bert is evil according to the BBC - yeah they are so quick arent they
if like me you couldnt see the bert in that picture.. then check out bbc recreation of the event...


news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1594000/1594600.stm
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)
# wet wet wet


17 minutes after this photo was taken, two frogmen emerged from the icy water carrying a brass ladder.
FACT: Only one frogman had gone in.
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:35, archived)
# ages ago my mum was having
a walk on the beach. 2 frog men appeared after 10 mins and said she had to go. It was the beach near the Grand hotel in Brighton where a conservative party conference was.
I guess the frogmen were in the water ALL day. Crap job.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:37, archived)
# How strange
Maybe they were doing a bit of illegal whelk poaching
(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:50, archived)
# something for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:20, archived)
# New thing! New challenge!
I made this fantastic beatles tribute.

Rob suggested we make more, and put them in the mailout. Anyone want to have a crack? Or if you want to post ideas for them that would be cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:19, archived)
# dagnabbit
if you hadn't done that already - she's got chicken toni-hi-hiiight
I love it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:25, archived)
# is that a mailout in a weeks time
or do we have literally hours to make one?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)
# literally hours
although it'll go out pretty late this week by the sound of things. We can always have more in other mailouts I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:34, archived)
# lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in disguise with diamonds". Lucy Lawless with a fake moustache and nose.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:34, archived)
# thus
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:53, archived)
# How about
the long and winding toad?

(bastardizor, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:06, archived)
# obviously
that is genius
(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:34, archived)

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