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# And Ready Camera.. and ACTION !!
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)
# honsetly...
kids today
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:32, archived)
# 12 year old boy masturbates in classroom
teachers "have simply washed their hands of the problem."

ha ha. good old ananova. it's basically doing sun spot stories for the net age. and fair play to them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:42, archived)
# well...
no wonder the school washed their hands...
(nic*, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)
# Ahhh the joys of wanking
Reminds me of back in 73 when I was alone in a room with a goat....
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)
# DAD..?
DAD IS THAT YOU,..???
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)
# 73....
It was always Sandi Toksvig that did it for me.....
*aaah*
(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)
# Sauerkraut
(Dr. Cornelius Schnitzel, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:20, archived)
# how did you get
that photo of my kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:24, archived)
# We are the Omega.
And we have choosen you to be our slave. Doctor Yamuru told us that you're a human supercomputer, a mighty masterbrain. Your Intelligence, our money and Uhulas muscle power will guarantee an army of undead biorobots, able to conquer the earth and defeat our worst enemy: Meikeln Harada (Loading 4.Reich)
(Dr. Cornelius Schnitzel, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:38, archived)
# that really is
beautifully odd. i particularly like the woman in the cage. is there an image of her floating around anywhere? i'd like to have a play with it if there is..
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)
# kraut yourself
(Dr. Cornelius Schnitzel, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)
# a pussy inspecting a flange !?!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
# Cuttie Superfly
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:10, archived)
# fodder
(roboto, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:04, archived)
# compounds
are interesting. Try this

www.prankmonkey.co.uk/celeb_content
(Esteban, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:40, archived)
# class!
Gary Glitter is made up of:

69 % lead
7.7 % pot ash
6.8 % texture enhancers
5.5 % crocodile
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)
# gary olsen
has some ikea in him. He's dead - is the ikea the wood of the coffin?
Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)
# it must be the crocodile - predator.
jonathon king is made up of :

51 % bolt
6.8 % malt
5 % formica
4.6 % crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:11, archived)
# even better though,
moira stewart is made up of:

10 % serum
2.7 % pang
1.9 % sinister feelings
0.5 % surface area

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:24, archived)
# it is
very acurate you know.
(Esteban, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:49, archived)
# I've moved all the Echidna
pictures to the Echidna thread - so that people can see them in one thread from the front page.

We really need to work out how to handle this properly... argh... my brain is melting...

b3ta.com/board/1/7/5/3/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:39, archived)
# it's looking like a nice body of work ...
... i love the one with the starter motor.

BTW: it's fine for people to post where they like... i'll just periodically (after they've spent a reasonable time on the main board) move them to the competition thread.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:49, archived)
# Pointless Flash Intro
lordy - simon of bigpink has made a fantastic flash intro for the b3ta site.

simon says, "As promised another pointless flash intro sequence this time for b3ta.com - Hope you hate it.. we do. Thanks for the top ten games list on b3ta it made Friday afternoon bearable."

simon, we love you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:26, archived)
# hooray!
i love the skip intro button. that's exactly the sort of intro we need.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)
# mmmm mmmm good

Road Piñata-out_of_control_on_my_new_bike
(roboto, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)
# Battery Hen


I was going to do a flash thingy with this, but then used half the gag in something else. Does anyone else have any ideas for a good use for him?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:35, archived)
# you could keep it
in your airing cupboard, and have it give birth to little watch batteries for the underprivelidged.
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)
# If you had enough of them
you could use them to power all sorts of things, like cars and washing machines. Do they still need feeding??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:45, archived)
# yes
it eats tonka toys and shits electricity. and it lays little watch-battery eggs as bastardizor pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:50, archived)
# perhaps hucknell
could combine singing 'i feel like chicken tonight' and 'duracell goes on and on' themes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)
# Hucknall
And his pink pancakes indeed
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)
# and what about
moira stewarts mahogany coin?

by the way - if anyone finds a picture of moira stewart could you post it up here? ive had bugger all luck finding one...
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Moira Stewarts
Got a lovely mauve envelope
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)
# Here you go
I hope you're not going to do anything nasty to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
# My god!
how did you find that?

I looked everywhere...
(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)
# if you use google, you only get this
you only get this
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)
# amazing what makeup can do
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# How high up
Did they have to drop that Llama to get it to stick in the ground like that?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)
# oh god
that is sooo what they did. must have dropped it off a crane i reckon, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:59, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1390000/1390522.stm
God bless the BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# Gosh the similarities are uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)
# I would
Get hundreds of them in a big shed and connect them all in parallel and in series to see how dangerous it was.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)
# very dangerous
you'd need a big shed too. i think each one is about the size of sweden
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)
# Perhaps
they could go to the moon instead. They would light it up like another sun, and there would be no night ever again, and everyone would be happy, and there would be world peace...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)
# Best do the whole thing in space
Its going to be the only sure way to have enough room. Perhaps they could form an orbiting power station thing. Fleets of space shuttles could bring the Tonka toys up for them to eat. I would like to power a vast orbiting range of home appliances that could protect us from comet and asteroid strikes. A sandwich toaster should do for the comets, and some kind deepfat fryer or breadmaker for the asteroids.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)
# My enklisch is pad

I love this movie: Tremors

In Germany we call it "Im Land der Raketenwürmer"
That means: "In the country of rocket worms"
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:26, archived)
# Starman Indeed
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:25, archived)
# nice shockwave
http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/joeydeacon/joey.swf
(veebo, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)
# ah... is log playing with flash?
I hope so. He's a fantastic writer and could do some stunning things with flash.

Anyone want to join my petition to force Log to use flash?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)
# Time or not Time
ough!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:21, archived)
# 3-2-1
 

(this were going to be some lame Dusty Bin Laden joke, but they looked better like this,
and I've seen enough lame Laden jokes to last me a lifetime)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)
# TV.
just thinking about web on TV. there was the universally panned Dotcomedy a while back. What do you lot reckon would make good TV about the web?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)
# photshoppped images
of baby penguins, shown to the music from Tony Hart's Gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)
# gail porter
putting her own name into google image search on live TV
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:01, archived)
# i like your thinking
although the actual search is not that mucky.

images.google.com/images?q=gail+porter&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wi

BTW: it reminds me of the new feature in Q magazine - "life though the lense" - where they show old promotional shots to celebs and guage their reactions. this month it was Tori Amos.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:06, archived)
# that would be great
let's submit a proposal to c5.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)
# woo - a tv version of photoshop this!
would be great

you could get adobe to sponsor you
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:21, archived)
# yup
it would be fantastic, and work in print too.

you could have little 5 min how to lessons tacked in there, and get millions from adobe.

to be followed by flash this and gif that sections, all sponsored for a fortune by the relevant software people.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 7:30, archived)
# Great new web game
http://zone.msn.com/atomica/

from microsoft - but don't hold that against it. it's fantastic (once you understand the rules.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 6:29, archived)
# Actually,
Atomica's an old game, and it's not from Microsoft. Check out www.popcap.com for a ton of great java games, including bejewelled, which microsoft also has on MSN.

-cs
(Central Scrutinizer, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:59, archived)
# What's The Story?
Cuttie's Glory



(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:29, archived)
# "wipe that look off your face"
more genius.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:53, archived)
# Haley Joel Osment


SERIOUS.. Haley Joel Osment

WITH GIRLIE LONG HAIR !!! Oh and an extra from Dusk to Dawn
(Ix the Wiz, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:09, archived)
# i see
dread people.

(that pun doesnt even work)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:55, archived)
# test
this is a test
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:01, archived)
# yeh
test!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# tsetse
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)
# test
icle

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:57, archived)
# Cuttie Cure
Robert Smith and Cuttie Williams bastard love child

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:37, archived)
# does he sing
'cuttie-pillar'?

(that is the second worst pun i have posted on this forum)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:53, archived)
# jesus christ that mings
you've made him look like a burns victim.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# Blacksmith
Geddit. Hur hur. You wanna see more Cuttie action?
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:14, archived)
# oh yes.
we need more. it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:20, archived)

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