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# My ultimate attempt..
Wee weein wino peeking peking duck watching watches.
(Kimbo, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 1:05, archived)
# LOL! say that again??!!
excellant! is that ruler for scale?
(scabby dog, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 1:26, archived)
# Has to be..
wouldn't be a "wee" weein wino peeking peking duck watching watches otherwise.
(Kimbo, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 1:37, archived)
# of course..
then i guess that the watches are also 'wee' watches specially made to fit any wee weein wino peeking peking ducks who watch the watches right?
(scabby dog, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 3:53, archived)
# Pure
genius
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't see why..
this didn't occur to me earlier...

It's Daniels and the lion's den! It's obvious, not funny.
(Kimbo, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 22:17, archived)
# he really does
he made a film about in the olden days..
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm...
(tristan, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 21:30, archived)
# de-ja-vou ?
http://spots.flatland.com/satannz/rrrv.jpg

have i posted this already?
(tristan, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 21:01, archived)
# yes
yes yes yes :)
(spiffchapstick, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] come to daniels...
he wants your soul..
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 20:45, archived)
# that
is just too horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 4:14, archived)
# Aghh!
(wallacet, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# .
come to danny!
(que, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Village of the Daniels!
The Midwich Dannies! The horror!
(wallacet, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 11:36, archived)
# the paul daniels magic show
anagrams page came up with these..
Up-shot swellhead magician
Showing emaciated phallus
Up-coming all-white asshead
hmm.. nice
we can join the funagram here..
www.genius2000.com/agdir/thepau.html
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 20:40, archived)
# oops - dont bother
forget that shti - they want you to register - bah - ill go somewhere alse thanks : (
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Daniels History X
that X is a big kiss from Paul : )
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Just magic

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] My 1st attempt at gif animating....
Now someone's gotta buy him a new wig

Sorry if it takes ages to load...
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:17, archived)
# very very
nice indeed. congratulations. more animated gifs like this, please!
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:20, archived)
# your first attempt?
get outta here! That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:38, archived)
# waiting
for it to load was truly worth it, looks great.
(que, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:47, archived)
# that
is fantabulous
(kingkongzdong, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 18:41, archived)
# believe it or not
I was gonna do one exactly like that. But I never had the time.

Honest.
(Lazarus, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 18:14, archived)
# Thank you!!
You're all too kind!
It did take me bloody hours though!!
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 19:15, archived)
# hours
well spent!
(wallacet, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 19:43, archived)
# Geez..
I've done dozens of gifs, and I still have no idea how you did the flame!!
(Kimbo, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Well...
I actually broke into Mr Daniels' home and set fire to his hair. And I made sure to film the entire event!
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 7:11, archived)
# We're
only pretending to be nice. We're evil, and we want your first-born child.
Oh, and it's a bloody good animation, too.
(wallacet, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)
# Somebody took my eyeball
you are the winner ... New Challenge!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)
# *applause*
Good work there.
(Freddie Woo, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Does It Work Now???

(Sacrifice Theory, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 15:14, archived)
# indeed
it does
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:14, archived)
# This Morning
The new replacements for this morning
(Stevotrash, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Now I Know This Shuld Work Usin The FAQ

(Sacrifice Theory, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 14:30, archived)
# nope, sorry...
it's a geocities thing...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:37, archived)
# 2Sets Daniels personal Joke Not Sure If Works If Not Im New Someone Tell Me
http://www.geocities.com/fr3ak_feast/paul_big.jpg
(Sacrifice Theory, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Macdonalds and Daniels unites
(Stevotrash, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 13:38, archived)
# did anybody else
read the photoshopped childrens books at something awful? They're not office friendly, but they made me laugh a lot, and it's been a while since something on the internet made me laugh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 12:19, archived)
# yes.
i wish we had thought of it. it was damn funny!!
(scabby dog, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 19:39, archived)
# overheard
in a shop today:
Vince likes mince

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)
# I love that.
It would make a good feature, wouldn't it? Overheard things...
(wallacet, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 12:37, archived)
# is his
head really like that? ghastly!
(que, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:28, archived)
# im sorry
http://www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression1/paris.html
really i am
(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 18:04, archived)
# too funny
sheer geniosity sir. I pissed meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 4:22, archived)
# Today I overheard
One old woman say to another "But you legs are crookeder than mine"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Time
for a musical break methinks. Another misheard lyric with a fruity theme:
Misheard Lyrics - Slipknot Think of it as a companion piece to Misheard Lyrics - Stereophonics
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)
# little ripe,
very nice - 'Ponics one isn't there - damn!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Ponics
-sorry, mistyped URL - Nice Day
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 4:18, archived)
# perhaps
the worst poetry in the world

Co-incidentally, the authors sirname is "Daniels"
(Lazarus, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)
# here is a nice example
"I'M OK"
You've heard
that if you tell yourself
a lie
enough times

you'll believe it?

I'M OK!

Now if I tell myself
enough times
I'll believe it.

I'M OK!
I'M OK!
I'M OK!

You know
I think I'm starting to believe.
(Lazarus, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)
# I went there.

I saw the site.

Now
As I sit
And type at my keyboard,
I think

What shite.
(wallacet, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 12:42, archived)
# If you imagine
Roger McGough's voice it reads better.
(wallacet, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 12:50, archived)
# i think that
reads great in any voice, Mr Poet laureate.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The BBC Director General calls Paul in to his office...

...'Listen Paul, I'll get right to the point, we're going to have to make a few cut-backs on the show...'



*running out of ideas*
(soulstorm, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 8:49, archived)
# if they want to save money
just hire dale winton
(Lazarus, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)
# Even though the picture isnt working...
...the joke still works

in fact its better than my picture

(soulstorm, Sat 19 Jan 2002, 10:52, archived)

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