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# got this far and got bored


Does anyone want to do anything with it? I really have to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)
# send it to
uncelebrity.com

and say thats what you'd like to do.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)
# Fantastic
http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)
# imagine if Ms Vorderman
could do that...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 10:23, archived)
# Barney the lobster
A nice story for crab bloke
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1601000/1601139.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)
# that is soo touching
i remember when they saved him and put him in the aquarium. this is just great. hooray for lobsters!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)
# Owl thing
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
# can those hands
tell the future?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:15, archived)
# This creature
has mystical hands. yes, they can tell the future. they can also cast a spell and turn you into a sponge. the creature's name is Steve. Steve Sponge. You see?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)
# Is that why
he's wearing a gas-mask?
Owls know you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)
# And I just thought
they were telling me it was 17 minutes to three.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:20, archived)
# Cheers for the picture you emailed me!
Very good.
By the way do you reckon Steve Sponge can make you Fade to Grey?
(Nacho, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)
# yup
his hands can also make people monochrome, and make their noses upside down, and also are prehensile.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)
# Send him round...
I've got a right snotty nose today and I could do with it being turned upside down to stop it dripping. mmm sheckshy..
(Nacho, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)
# Old Ladies Wrinkle Cream..is made outta ..


Deer Poop.
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:49, archived)
# why is there money in it?
is it a really cheap version of fort boyard where contestants simply have to grovel in shit for not much cash?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:52, archived)
# ok folks here's my attempt.....

I dont think ive missed anyone important out !?! This picture was taken in the same hotel that the fatboyslim video for weapons of choice was filmed.

If you click there is a big fat 1024x768 version of this 50 layer monstrosity - if you have the urge to use it as a window backdrop...
(right now ive just wasted my lunch hour i'm guna go get me some food) !!
Njoy !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:41, archived)
# that is truly fantastic
is Chris Steele performing lazer surgery with those glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)
# thanks
i just wish i could get payed to do this .... :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:54, archived)
# a thing of beauty
oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:15, archived)
# Cock Cheese
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:41, archived)
# i feel ashamed for finding this amusing
http://www.gggreg.com/programs.htm

this is good though:
www.iwc.org/worldanimalnews/ca_news.htm#3

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)
# sound advice from Melissa:
"Melissa says, "Just greet all dogs like you would greet any long lost friend, hi, how are you doing?"
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)
# Do we like the owl?
shall we make it an official challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:45, archived)
# I really should get out more in my lunch hours


If anyone wants the original picture to munt around with it's under www.snakemountain.co.uk/b3ta/4owls.jpg
(Nacho, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)
# Come on CRAB BLOKE
Send me a beauty! I have every faith in your mutation talents....
(Nacho, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:22, archived)
# Regardless, I've made an Owl game
Silly Owl Game

Doesn't work too well from my work - too slow connection and images screw up, but YMMV.

I might remake it with smaller images this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:22, archived)
# genius
pure and unadulterated
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)
# you are a star! Nice owly thing
and i like your wee site too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)
# OWL IS SHIT,.
YOUR OWL..IS SHIT,

ID RATHER EAT A BAG OF BROKEN CRABS..

(Ps, Ive hed a few pints)
(Ix the Wiz, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)
# one of them appears
to be resting on your shift key :)

(Off to go and break some crabs)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
# I love owly
And most everything else chthonic does.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
# I think rascal might've
won already tho...?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:09, archived)
# man on the radio
just said "we sell more British cocks than any other retailer"

then realised he was talking about apple juice. Cox. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:16, archived)
# damn it - I was reaching for the retailers name
& number!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:18, archived)
# look! People that carve
giant pumpkins. They are amazing.
(click on the 'carvers' link to see more of them... nice)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:24, archived)
# jesus
no photoshop needed:

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)
# belinda what i'd like to do to you....
http://www.uncelebrity.com/women/belindacarlisle.html
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:13, archived)
# where the hell did that come from?
You just bought tickets for the Go Go's or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:15, archived)
# that is a really creepy site.
I particulaly like the hate pages which are more or less the same as the love pages. Usher's certainly got something to fall back upon when his singing career fails...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)
# check this one - unbelievable
http://www.uncelebrity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=f4aaaa3384465147946481b5af6954d0&threadid=14
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)
# actually
did u see her in the playboy she did a month or so ago? i know the girl is married to aplastic surgeon but she was looking especially hot while naked. it would be rude not to.
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:04, archived)
# wait up... you BUY playboy?
Isn't it like Dr Pepper? You know someone must buy it or they wouldn't make it, but you'd never buy it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)
# Pop
Dr Pepper rules! I wouldn't settle for anything less.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:23, archived)
# its just a pretentious version
of Parade if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 8:44, archived)
# No I didnt buy it
These days its no different to FHM or whatever really, you want porn you go to the dirty ones dont you? No my mate is Belinda mad and he got a copy. She is hot as tho.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 18 Oct 2001, 4:06, archived)
# would you bend over Mrs Richards?
that is soo funny.. i love the denise richards one
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:22, archived)
# owl! The humanity...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:03, archived)
# Owlus
(Rascal, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:48, archived)
# aaaargh
that's fantastic! it's going to get stung! help the little chappy! help him pleeeeeease!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)
# I think i know her
I'm sure she lives near me...
That is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:53, archived)
# jesus, that's scary
i like him. a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:56, archived)
# Rascal do you reckon this looks a
bit like our mate Floozysuze?
(Nacho, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 11:38, archived)
# How strange?
I also know a floozie called suzie who looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 18 Oct 2001, 4:31, archived)
# nice picture just right for photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# like this perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)
# that is a thing of actual, real,
beauty Crab bloke, Can he go out with my lady Echidna?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:48, archived)
# oh
i was hoping i might have a chance with the lady echidna. bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:55, archived)
# she IS a lady and she does not like your swearing
young man.
she kinda likes the owly mouth too. She thinks it's cute.
Also she's scared of your pincers. That's what she told me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)
# ok
i'll back off and let the owl thingy get it on with the echidna chick then. ahhhh, the path of true love never runs smoothly, hey?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:13, archived)
# and they can play hand clappy games too...
you see that's something else she liked about him.
Bet they'll have nice owwlyechidnary babies.
With long tongues, and spikey wings.
she does have a soft spot for you tho, so don't be too sad.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 6:17, archived)
# Brilliant brilliant brilliant Video
here
Quite big tho (6.3MB) but so worth it. Made in Berlin for £40.
(Pieforce, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:44, archived)
# payment required
those bandits
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:15, archived)
# Nah
They got handed the white label by the guy that did the tune ages ago
(Pieforce, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:40, archived)
# crimbo'in it
You know how some lamo sites add crimbo stuff to their pages(an odd decorated tree here and there) and how lots of shops have started doin christmas stuff allready, like tescos etc.. well i thought it would be funny if you guys started Xmasing up b3ta allready for a larf..

you could start a new trend...(although i must admit that it might get pretty fricking boring in a month or so's time...)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:05, archived)
# cool, we could
add snow to everything. and the email us guy could have a xmas hat on & grow a Santa beard.
ANd we could have jingle bells as a midi file, playing contantly. that would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:10, archived)
# noel
can the 'email us' man get drunk and photocopy his arse?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:26, archived)
# he could vomit up the
'email us'?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:47, archived)
# Mr.Tea
did a nice crimbo card where you get to throw around snow.. Can't find it though,so that's a bit useless...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:36, archived)
# I'm sure you've seen
Yomgaille's genius snow flake magic
here
(Pieforce, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:48, archived)
# Shooting the rabbit
was a bit of a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# Yes its JavaAppletTastic
I trot it out every year with the pictures changed, no doubt it will be on NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown in time for Crimbo
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:56, archived)
# I think I want you back....
...your love has left a deep impact



This is what all the guys dress like in Luton, right Bastardizor?!

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 2:48, archived)
# Quite scary
when they come out of the dark at you ... this one leapt at me while I was out jogging
( ok I was going down the road for chips but still...)
(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 15:45, archived)
# aaargh
scared
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 15:52, archived)
# I went out
With a girl who looked like that once
(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 16:41, archived)
# now that is what happens
when you let animals get into hip hop. First it's just the music, then the drugs follow.
It'll be gun toting and crotch grabbing next, just you wait.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:07, archived)
# I liked chthonic's vid so much
i thought I'd do my own little edit of it

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 13:24, archived)
# is that a giant BEE? cool!
you know that Nelly Furtado song? You could do a lyric thing with her head on a birds body, flying over a tree, with a phone hidden in it.
She sings 'I'm like a bi-iiiirrrddddd, I don't know where my phone is, I don't know where my phone iiiis"
Birds eh?
Never remember anything...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:13, archived)
# yup
that would be nice. must remember that. except she could be a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:45, archived)
# I thought of that too, but i thought
it might be unrealistic.
I know i know. Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Just the two of us
(Zephirus, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 13:12, archived)

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