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# It's so cute!!


Don't get too close.
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:13, archived)
# Whoooaaaa there, Fireman Sam...
I am at this point, running in the opposite direction... think of the 56K'ers..This page is evil. and big.

Try to post under 30K unless an anim, then under 100K.

30K takes about 10 secs for a modem basher..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:16, archived)
# ?
I tried for dramatic effect
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:22, archived)
# Just optimize more...
Your webcam of you is 120K... my version is 25 or so. Can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:24, archived)
# ,
yep
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:41, archived)
# Okay, so what if I, like,
Produce receipts showing how much money I've spent the last 12 years for high-quality canned fish guts for this rude, smelly cat of mine? Will that save me?

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T INCINERATE ME! I CAPITULATED TO YOUR SIDE YEARS AGO! PLEASE! MY KITTY SAYS HE ENJOYED THE EXPENSIVE FISH GUTS! PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:17, archived)
# the germans call this ein flammenkitten
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:11, archived)
# .
"I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords!"
---Kent Brockman
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:19, archived)
# !
All hail our new masters! All hail Der Flammen Kitty Dynasty!!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:21, archived)
# Damn, I broke a nail....
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:08, archived)
# I would
etc. etc. etc.

Actually, no I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:11, archived)
# Do you by any chance....
Have her phone number? Willing to travel, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:20, archived)
# we're close friends
I know for a fact she only dates extremly wealthy men. So if you can afford a 1st class plane ticket i'll give her your number.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:21, archived)
# First-class plane ticket?
I can afford that AND several cans of expensive fish guts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 5:51, archived)
# this was originally one my brother did, i added the flames
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:08, archived)
# again


Someone kill that damn thing!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:06, archived)
# more
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:05, archived)
# Ahhhhhh.... Evil, evil
Worryingly, I suspect not much of that has felt the warm hand of potatoshop....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:07, archived)
# no...
no it has not
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:13, archived)
# Night all.
Need sleep.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:42, archived)
# No stamina some folks.
Night... lol
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:46, archived)
# morning
hows gateshead (read ur profile) - i used to live in heaton
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:52, archived)
# It's still here...
City of Culture.... whaaaaa.

Heaton.... ahhhhh... You must be an ex- student then...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:53, archived)
# yes i am
and have the scars from the local charvers to proove it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:57, archived)
# Ahhhhh, bless.
Where you now then...?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:01, archived)
# sadly im
back with the parents in saltburn (near middlesborugh and whitby) its such a shit hole but thankfully ive found b3ta to piss my days away on qwhile i seek a flat back in newcastle
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:04, archived)
# Yuss. Me know of Saltburn.... and oh, me know of them other two.
Shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:09, archived)
# so what u doing there
other than swearing never to go to the boat again
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:10, archived)
# I lives in the old Culture Vulture place...
I can smell the boat from here...

...and I works over in Fenham.... All the best places for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:18, archived)
# i was thinkings of mooving to fenham
gneral hospital tastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:25, archived)
# Mmmm.
It has it moments...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:35, archived)
# scary
but any way imm off to be - night all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:40, archived)
# me too
Night
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:49, archived)
# Is it wrong
to photoshop an image from fark? I mean will I be booking an earlier flgiht to hell if I do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:33, archived)
# After 5 years of hot pursuit...

...they had finally gotten him right where they wanted him.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:17, archived)
# Awwww
I like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:25, archived)
# me too
but did furtive have to die?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:25, archived)
# I think Furtive was really
no hands in disguise.

edit: therefore, furtive has NEVER BEEN!
Yes.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:27, archived)
# what a peculiar
situation to ponder. Furtive was no hands all along. hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:33, archived)
# See,
It's all cheap fabric, black leather n' a few wires.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:35, archived)
# yeah, I guess
I can imagine little no hands inside with some sticks and string keeping furtive up. Damn that kitten. This just proves that people need to eat more kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:39, archived)
# tartmonkey!
please make a makeshift gallery of your previously posted stuff and put a link to it in your profile. I would really like to see more of your work.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:54, archived)
# Whacked something in.
Hope it works... this internet m'larky is not my thing... works for me, but er, I'm probably caching it or something...
Bear in mind, it's just my drunken b3ta rubbish that I post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:39, archived)
# Ashley hoped and prayed...

...that Timmy the Giant hamster was house trained
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:12, archived)
# that is really fab!
except now i'm going to bed, and visions of that hamster will doubtless haunt me...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:14, archived)
# Then I have achieved my goal
...and in the words of Nick Ross....


They shot her in the head with a big gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:17, archived)
# Hawht.
(Chop-Logik, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:06, archived)
# I would
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:09, archived)
# thats likely to
increase the number of voters
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:12, archived)
# damn straight
I'd call her to talk about the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:24, archived)
# mmmmm...
i want to call her
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:10, archived)
# I second tart monkey.
Woo Yay!
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:12, archived)
# you know it's someones job
wo write that all over pictures of naked ladies. How awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:14, archived)
# Inspired by a post down there.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:06, archived)
# Beat the company...
After 5 days managed to get around the company upgrade........and get back a dial up outside the company, FTP etc...but after spending time it's now


(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:59, archived)
# easy networking

supported by baby bio>posted with www.corruptedminds.com autoposter thingy
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:57, archived)
# me


Someone make me look crazy
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:51, archived)
# make u look crazy?
i would just repost your image.
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:52, archived)
# I agree
he looks like clark kent
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:53, archived)
#
thanks, i'm superman
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:05, archived)
# more like
supernerd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:01, archived)
# hahahahahhhh
hahahahahhahaha
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:03, archived)
# i am very drunk
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:10, archived)
# Wooo
and indeed a hint of "yay" about it too
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:06, archived)
# Ugh.

Horrid. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:49, archived)
# what
did you use to make THAT?!
it's really really nice...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:52, archived)
# Just ye Olde Potato shoppe
I scribble wif me Wacom...
Just got a new monitor today.... whoooooo. I can seeeeee. Colours... brightness... Whaaa Hhaahahaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:57, archived)
# holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:56, archived)
# ho! more stuff


Cheese: Reuniting long lost twins for over 5,000 years.
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:48, archived)
# yes... more


KittyYo!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty-Yo Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A label FULL of GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:50, archived)
# Kitty-Yo?
Whats that?
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:54, archived)
# A record label based in Germany
www.kitty-yo.de lots of audio samples there. Peaches is fantastic, so is Taylor Savvy, Tarwater, Gonzales, Laub, Louie Austin.

I went to a label night in London last year and ended up back in Peaches hotel room with a load of people drinking champagne and chatting and chilling all night. (But I already liked the label before that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:01, archived)
# ?
that's not what i was talking about, that thing is sold in asia and is call a kitty-yo.
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:09, archived)
# it looked like
just a slightly odd (ie normal) record cover
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:12, archived)
# don't talk to me about kitty-yo.
grrr. I am insane with envy. I knew those guys when they moved to berlin. now they're all famous and stuff. and I'm not.
I hate when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:04, archived)
# hi zog
small world then.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:11, archived)
# night night now
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:16, archived)
# I have learned never to drop names to brits before
but man... oh man, I could tell you a bunch of stories. remind me to when we meet. urgh!

why never drop names to brits? because on such a tiny island filled with internationally famous people it's statistically impossible not to know someone famous, and this fact is dealt with in the typically british way of not mentioning it. If some rude bore does mention what famous people they know or met, the british person will politely try to change the subject. (which is completely different to the american reaction, which is like a very competitive game of mental famous-person trumps).
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:18, archived)
# nah only those in the south maybe know lots of famous people
the 'famoes' congregate around the south to be near London. Feel free to tell me any tales of ppl you've met/know. Thankfully we're not all like Popbitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:30, archived)
# as you say
maybe continue on M3ss3ng3r or when we meet again.
Really off to z\zzzz's now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:31, archived)
# even more


it's the uss kitty hawk
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:39, archived)
# what the hell
has it got coming out its arse
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# Missle?
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:43, archived)
# nothing makes any sense now
so im guna try and go sleep... gotta be up at 8 for shopping and stuff live at ects
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:45, archived)
# Thass great that.
.oO0O0o.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 3:58, archived)
# sorry...

this'll prolly be my first and last golf sale pick...i just had to do one.
(zyn (thetix), Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:37, archived)
# I still have my dignity.
Never. It'll be minutes of my life I never get back...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:00, archived)

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