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poodle thing (via mijandjoe)

They say, "I'm going to stop mucking about now. I've got a life (well, a small one)."

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)

is that dog made of small pieces of sponge cake?

well..?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:49, archived)

poodle thing

it's a manifestation of my craving for coconut macaroons.

(dagnabbit, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:05, archived)

my mistake - Battenburg cake, to be precise.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)

i prefer a cooling

IceDog.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

that is a thing of beauty

and a helluva lot more technically proficient than the cake-dog-au-battenberger.
I am humbled. You are velvety smooth for sure.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:59, archived)

i've always wanted to be known

as velvety smooth. i feel honoured.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

New b3ta logo

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chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)

Pukka Edna G (via mijandjoe)

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:47, archived)

I'm planning a new series for Channel 5

Called "When Robot-Cat Nuns attack".

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:36, archived)

please get

Sheriff John Bunnell to front it up, he would do a great job.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:39, archived)

Is this a really small dog

or a really large bread roll?

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:31, archived)

Could I have some onions on that please?

Oh and some ketchup. No mustard thanks. £1.90? There you go.

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:33, archived)

oh my god...

he's adorable, i want one, more than i want a chow chow.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)

Your order is ready

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:46, archived)

Could I please have a glass

of Pelican Gullet Juice with that?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:52, archived)

OK - this is some of

the special imported stuff...

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:06, archived)

I know that stuff cost quite a bit....

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:27, archived)

err

so have a red cross in a white square as payment!!!!

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)

thank you

so much - here is your change..

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:37, archived)

Round one...

FIGHT!

www.evolver.co.uk

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:16, archived)

That is quite simply

the best thing ever

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:46, archived)

gosh

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:13, archived)

how did you get

that picture out of my head? Keep an eye on the green one, he likes to do things, bad things.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:15, archived)

dunno how I found it

but the artist who made it is very good. he likes bunnies & bees.

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:16, archived)

yeah ive seen these...

they race alternate tuesdays at Wimbledon dog track.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:17, archived)

For this and more,

you should go to www.markryden.com

he's my favourite artist

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:49, archived)

I am carrot bloke

... feel my pain

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chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:58, archived)

You're beautiful

Love the hair. And haven't you got a cute little black and white foot. Your parents must be very proud. What make of self tanning lotion do you use? It's a really natural shade of orange. HOH suits you

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:05, archived)

that's good

I want to cuddle it.

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)

Hmm, I know you

Obviously those Brazilian plastic surgeons are loosing their touch ... I expose you as none other than the 'Curious Orange' (from TMWRNJ)

(illiter8 tw@, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:13, archived)

Cherrypickin (via Dave Palmer)

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:48, archived)

Its Thursday morning,

Time for a celebratory stickleback.

To see this image in its full glory, go to helios.bto.ed.ac.uk/icapb/research/evolecol/stickle.jpg

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:42, archived)

I'm just getting lazy now, posting things I've posted before!!

By the way I'm glad you liked my STUNNING portrait, but unfortunately, that wasn't me. How silly of me to forget that I'm white! That was infact my lesbian lover from 2 years ago....she's special none the less

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:48, archived)

Thats odd...

She was my lesbian lover 2 years ago as well...

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:51, archived)

Oh yeah?

Well what's her name then?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:55, archived)

Her name is

Timmy.

oh, by the way, I drew this for you in the pub last night...

hope you like it luvva...

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:58, archived)

Wrong! Actually her name is Beryl Aubergine

Thank you for the picture. Is that acrylic or watercolour?
I like the trotters. Have you tried making your hands into trotters yet? It's quite amusing

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:00, archived)

scary nun

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:20, archived)

going for the geometric head

but faking it.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:26, archived)

inflatable

nun.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:32, archived)

sorry

more nuns.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:41, archived)

Is that..

..A Real Duck™?

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KQ, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:18, archived)

I think so

Is that a new audio technology from Real Networks? RealPlayer, RealJukebox, RealDuck.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)

Is she giving God

the finger?

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chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)

how fast can you spank the monkey?

i clocked 155 mph !
www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 3:06, archived)

I clocked

514 with my pen on the graphics tablet - it is the only way to break the 200mph mouse speed barrier.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:05, archived)

nah

i posted this earlier in the week, my top score so far is 1245 mph, its all in the wrist.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 4:20, archived)

my best is

627mph, i agree: it's all in the wrist

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randomisgood, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:25, archived)

sorry Zan

i been really busy of late.. and when there is a couple of megs worth of message board to get thought each day (like 4-5 pages) its easy to miss... well done on the high score though :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)

Attention all long-nosed animals: Step up to the lens

Horses are especially good value in this respect.

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 2:59, archived)

Would you like some milk in that, sir?

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 2:47, archived)

Yip, yip yip! Grrrr!! Yip! Yip!

Yippee!

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 2:45, archived)

there's a photographer who takes lots of pics like that

for magazines. He's kinda cornered the market in it. Most pics like that you see in British stuff is taken by a bloke called Jack Daniels, oddly enough.
Nice man. Quite expensive i recall.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:24, archived)

What the?

How does this thing work? Aaagggh!

(Kimbo, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 2:41, archived)

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