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# subliminal...
like in 'the exorcist'.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:27, archived)
# oh my god! what is it what is it?
don't make me have to take it off the inter-high-web and look at it frame by frame... I think i might be being sent mad by it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)
# ah ha!
I just caught them at it, full frame.
They are the twins of evil i think.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:57, archived)
# They are the chuckle brothers
and interestingly enough, my cousins.

Cool eh?
(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:11, archived)
# they're not!
really? truly?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:13, archived)
# Really - and indeed,
Truly.
(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:17, archived)
# Well, I could try for autographs & stuff...
I've only ever met them once though.

Barry and Paul - i was quite young.
(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)
# you may be able to settle an argument
Were there more brothers in the act in the early days or has it always just been 2?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)
# ooh ooh!
Can I get their autograph?
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)
# i actually
already have their autograph. Just write "(6)" after your name and write to them if you want one too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] aye aye - llb struts his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:09, archived)
# saints alive! I wanna dance with him
in my soon to be new flamingo coat!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:11, archived)
# I once made a dancing Joel (crab bloke) - let's see them dance togther.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)
# oh my god it's a b3ta disco inferno!
let's get them all to the cetral london bbq!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:15, archived)
# one to many watermellon barcardi breezers
i think he's eye'ing up 'smiley smiley' carrol smiley
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:28, archived)
# star wars 2 b3ta exclusive shots...



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Change this...
i am a god with ms paint...

(Meneugh, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)
# that deserves a beer
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)
# and some crisps
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:59, archived)
# and two monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# or would you prefer some pork scratchings?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Did you take that pic just now?
can i come round? You have sun there.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:03, archived)
# yes, its t shirt and sarong weather
in central london at the moment. How about we fire up a barbeque?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)
# wicked, I'll be round in small pieces of pink lycra
asap
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:09, archived)
# I've ordered the sausages
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:10, archived)
# the monkey's are nicely cooked now - anybody want some?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:15, archived)
# he's begging you to have some
with eyebrows like that! I'll have one then ta. Saves me moving from my desk to get lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:16, archived)
# i have to put up with
the endless power and possibilities of MS paint aswell.

its a cruel harsh world we live in.
(scroogedmcduckz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)
# I'd definitely reccomend a visit to
jasc.com
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Laurence Jim-Bowen
Step up to the ockey...

(FooBoy, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)
# genius
you should send that to Private eye - they do a regular thing like that.
(well, not quite like that but you know what I mean.)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] How many more must die
before this sick fashion trend is over?



Stop him before he kills again.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
# ohmygod that's FABulous dahlink
I must have that coat. I MUST!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:35, archived)
# that
is the best.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:37, archived)
# that is my fave
photoshop this entry yet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)
# What is this?
lol I'm laughing but I'm not sure what you are all doing. I just adore Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen so I found this site. But I'm a bit confused, why is he being made into many silly pix? Some are very interesting, I'm not saying I'm mad, but I just want to know why you're doing it. Pretty please, could you tell me?

Take care all,
Michelle
(Lady Shin Michelle, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Laurence likes his weekly massage sessions....
Aah, bless, he looks so happy
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] more larry (via mijandjoe)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)
# are you a stylist
at the weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)
# actually - he looks like an Oompa Loompa
from Charlie and the Chocolate factory
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)
# and
I think he's singing a little song.
(dagnabbit, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)
# look at this - it's ace,
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)
# Mousey want a cheese ball?
Here mousey mousey mousey . . .
(milk_explosion, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:24, archived)
# Genetic engineering?
Is this the product of genetically combining a mouse with Duncan Goodhew that people go on about?
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)
# hell yeah,
you should see him swim
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
# Like this?
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:51, archived)
# respect
who wants to make "B3ta Winter Sports" then?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:55, archived)
# i want that, so i can play with it
in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:04, archived)
# The Lovely Laurence

I've just been trying to email the changing rooms team with picture attached but it's a nightmare. You can fill in a feedback form though. If I type in the tags the same way I do on here will the picture come up in their email?
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)
# Hmmm
html emails are a strange thing. I have tried to prepare them and always failed. Send a test one to yourself and see what happens.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You picked the wrong person to fuck with.
By the way, I'm not Crab Bloke. It's just that he left a cookie on my machine.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)
# a cookie! Yum give it to Rob
he's starving. All hail the benevolent Crab Bloke.
Nice lizard. He has pubes for hair tho...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)
# just phoned crab bloke
he had a voice like darth vader.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)
# mouth full of cookies
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Aliens? Did you say aliens?!
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)
# The Alarming Effects of Absinthe on Guinea Pigs
http://www.eabsinthe.com/past/guinea.htm

i'm going to go and buy me several guinea pigs...if anyone wabts to join in then i suggest trying various themes:

* absinthe
* gin
* vodka
* JD
* JD + Coke
* Long island iced tea
* turkey juices
* and my favourite amino acid...Taurine ! (see way below)
(ViDi, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)
# Apparently
The pioneers of Guinea Pig art - namely Cuddles, Stripe and Fur-Fur - were all partial to the old absinthe. It's what made Fur-Fur cut his own leg off you know.
(milk_explosion, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Lawrence Lew-ALIEN Bowen
"Because I'm worth it..."

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)
# his hand looks
like a flower. Im gonna take more of these drugs...
(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)
# I laughed so much I nearly coughed up a furball!!
Oh that's great! More more more..
replied to my email yet?
hahahaha
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:14, archived)
# a google image search for b3ta gives appropriate results
naked-lady-sex-horse, & a rabbit.

images.google.com/images?q=b3ta&num=20&hl=en&imgsafe=on
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)
# a typical Nacho production I'm afraid....
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:46, archived)
# are those
blue boobie feet that he has for hands. I like boobies.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)
# Well spotted! In that case, this is for you
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)
# I think he meant this...
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)
# i feel slightly nauseous
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:38, archived)
# clothe thyself
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Nice top!
Where can I buy it?
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)
# my life
is complete
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:24, archived)
# OMG
i wont sleep tonight now.
(scroogedmcduckz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)
# GET IN!
i just spanked the monkey at 4224 MPH, nice!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:05, archived)
# I am best
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)
# i smell
deceit, have at you sir!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ali G is so much hipper than y'all
yoyos rule
(seanizer, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:24, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta image challenge: Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen


Do your worst. I see a day when the mark of fame is to have your image "b3ta'd" by you fantastic people.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] aye aye
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:41, archived)
# respect to the K
for being the first. You have the photoshop fingers of a leopard.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious i know but...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy K - I just thought...

thanks!
hmmm, actually runs a bit slow...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Some animal action
I dig old chicks...
(seanizer, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] He obviously has a louse problem
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] he's kind of like a camp
version of Slash from Guns 'N' Roses.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)
# fantastic
let us rock.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry] how many people have wanted
to do this with Mr Llleleleleleleywweyeyewenlellelelelen-Bowen?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:17, archived)
# umm, I have. That is me.
MUM - what have i told you about posting on the web under the name Andy K.
I HATE it when you do that!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry dear....
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)
# oh great
show everyone my gammy arm why don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)
# i love the way
you can stand on one leg at that angle for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)
# you have taught me well, master
thanks. I think it's kinda sexy too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)
# your arm
articulates in a very strange way. Is it a birth defect?
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)
# she's just a bit camp
and has a slight nervous tick.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)
# no, it got knawed off by an evil
robot-cat-nun when I was a child. Quick as a flash my mother replaced that section of my arm with this,
a flesh coloured hand blender. I find it useful for blending hands. An exceptional piece of forethought from my mother there. Well done mum. Hoorraah!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)
# I looked closely
at the basket ball image and by crikey you are right. Your arm is clearly a blender.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] If it wasn't for you pesky b3ta kids...
... i'd have gotten away with it.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)
# arse
too slow - sad to see we all had the same initial reaction to that photo.

Did this before I saw AndyK and Pep's ones...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:31, archived)
# yeah, but yours is nicer than
mine!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)
# and mine
it's the quality that counts. And that is sheer quality. Like velvety toilet tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] im sooo busy today
but i couldnt miss out. have fun.......
(scroogedmcduckz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:58, archived)

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