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Slow Loris Bowen

After a night on the tiles Slow Loris Bowen shared his world famous impression of 'frank spencer' with his new drinking buddies !!!

oh and that is the right time (UK)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 19:46, archived)

I got this with my optic mouse...

(TuffPirat, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 19:05, archived)

well done

thats pretty impressive - just a thought though alt+prntscreen just grabs the active window :) (or is it ctrl+prnt?)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 19:41, archived)

it is

ctrl+alt+printscrn

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:52, archived)

...

Bah, who cares, i think it's just fun to see how other ppl's desktops look like :D

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:25, archived)

im still ahead

4224 MPH with a normal mouse.

ican fax you the evidence if any one wants

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:44, archived)

let me refresh

your memory, I am actually the leader;

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:54, archived)

bah!

well soon see...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:06, archived)

Somone wanted this PSed?

(TuffPirat, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:56, archived)

Aieeeeee!

"I am not a root vegetable... I am a HUMAN BEING!!"

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 18:48, archived)

rere

Yeah right and i'm 'farbror vattenmelon' :D

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:28, archived)

They say no man is an island.

Not true in the case of Lawrence, who has set himself up as a kind of nature reserve in the pacific. Nice!

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:39, archived)

I have decided

to go to Las Vegas in Feb next year. Who wants to come with.

We could have a b3ta convention. They have loads of conventions in Vegas.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:14, archived)

Meet Bob

I want to inlist the help of the wonderful multimedia talents of the b3ta board members.

I have made bob the fish

He's in his very early stages but you can move him using the cursor keys and shoot his Hex vision using shift.

What I would love from everyone is backgrounds, I dont care how shitty you think they are, I want LOTS of backgrounds, shit loads in fact.

also music, I want some cool background music and sound effects, again, no matter how shitty, I love shit music. (except the spice girls, if your an ex-spice girl looking for some free publicity FUCK OFF!)

I also want the guy that does the voice for the old megadrive "EA Sports, its in the game" opening sequence for FIFA etc. If he doesnt frequent the board then I'd also appreciate someone who sounds remotley like him so we can have a "b3ta, we love the web" (or something better) for a nice opening sequence.

erm, also, this is only from me learning flash, so any flash/actionscript experts would also be welcome to collaborate ideas.

so folks mail me on [email protected], with your your ideas, backgrounds, music and sounds. On the same respect, if anyone wants the fla file I'd be happy to send a nicely formatted/documented copy of it to you.

So come on guys, lets work together and build a better future.

Did I sell it well enough?

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:17, archived)

You sold it great - I wanna a fla

even though I can't see it at the link you submitted. I just know it's great coz I'm psychick. Hey! now I can see it... I was right Bob is beautiful :)

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:21, archived)

thanks

he's a Swanscombe goldfish, only found in this part of old father Thames. Very rare indeed :-)

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:24, archived)

He's so jaunty

yep jaunty's the word - can't think of a better one. Or do you think maybe he's a trifle over-confident?

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:26, archived)

bob?

bob could never be over-confident, he's just training at the moment, he knows that eventually he's gonna be battling hated celebrity heads!

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:35, archived)

Damn those CelebHeads!

Sorry - I went off an had more hot crumpets with Snickers Spread instead of doing the call-and-response thing on the BB. Can Bob have a flourescent castle and an air-pump diver? I could make those in Flash ...

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:00, archived)

do it

flash backgrounds will be welcome as well

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:07, archived)

I'm on it!

In a very lazy way

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:08, archived)

I love bob

Can I have him as a pet? I would love to help with him but I have limited imagination...

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:31, archived)

hang on

your telling me you have a limited imagination when you made that beer-box garage, your having me on aint ya?

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:41, archived)

If you like

I'll make you a cardboard fish tank?

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:44, archived)

really???

can it be made out of a Stella Artois bottle box? Me and bob would love that :-D

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:46, archived)

You'll have to wait

as I'm all out of Stella boxes, but I'm sure I can manage to get one ib the next few days... all for the common good..

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:50, archived)

great, no problem

bob can wait in his cybertank til then

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:55, archived)

You asked for it...

Here are some truly hideous backgrounds I found/made.

this one's worst of all.

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:25, archived)

I love them all

more more more!

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:52, archived)

LloydCrabMouseBloke

I would animate this if I could be arsed. he could definitely do with laser-death-ray-vision and a colour-coordinated sidekick.

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:02, archived)

lawrence llewelyn widdecombe

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:42, archived)

I wasnt sure

wether this was funny or disturbing, I've settled for 75% disturbingly funny to 25% just plain disturbing

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:59, archived)

C'mon Sul

You've just got to make peace with your inner Widdecombe. Accept that everyone has a little bit of Ann in them.

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:04, archived)

I really dont!

I never want to make peace with my inner Widdecombe, its just not the done thing in the society we live in!

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:11, archived)

sorry guys

gif animation seems to just regurgitate my subconscious in way normal photoshopping can't

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:42, archived)

Big American Party!

(Fidel, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:35, archived)

I probably

should have made that a little smaller...

(Fidel, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:35, archived)

You bastard!

Now I feel sick ... :) Flashback maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!! Look into his eyes - feel the evil swirling colours. AAAARGGGHHH!!!

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:05, archived)

Here's something I did...

Don't ask me why, I cannot say.

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:09, archived)

In case you're wondering where all those apples came from...

He has a secret pouch under his wing.

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:13, archived)

who cares why?

I wish I had a duck/goose that troublesome, I'd make him throw apples at my neighbours from the stair case.

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:14, archived)

This is so cool

it's unbelievable

I'm still laughing

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:30, archived)

You should

make an entire movie with that - it'sgreat!

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:42, archived)

My First Post

Here we have Laurence Llewellyn Bowen, having just been turned into a cat beast by evil anorak wizard, celebrating his birthday gift of a Shark by impersonating a dead sailor, all the while mysterious out of focus monkeys look on. And I added some lens flares to make it come alive.

Binst

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binster, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 14:34, archived)

yes lens flares certainly

add to the photorealistic nature of the scene. I always wondered how people did it

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 15:46, archived)

Aaaagh!

That is a truly evil wizard-boy. Make him go away!

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:46, archived)

I think it

might be Harry Potter, god yes, take him away!!!

and in real life, there goes another white T-shirt as I spill thick black coffee over it, nice one Sul... you tosser!

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:56, archived)

Cheers all,

glad you like it. I'll do more in future, with lensflare aplenty. And maybe those mystery apes will return...

Binst

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binster, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:23, archived)

That lad

is the star of the new ad for Ready Brek With A Twist Of Lime.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 18:51, archived)

Does anyone else..

Feel Weepy and melancholic when viewer the Tony Hart / B3ta Gallery..?

and the glockenspeil tune.
makes me.. long for mummy

(Ix the Wiz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 14:20, archived)

my first b3ta post ever

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roryk, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 13:40, archived)

sorry rory

geocities is the work of the devil and as such dont allow external refrencing of the images, we cant see them I'm afraid.

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 14:12, archived)

*sniffle*

damn. I knew I'd screw up the first time.. which webspace do you guys reccomend? (email me: [email protected])

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roryk, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 23:19, archived)

Yippee! I've learnt to do a gif!

That's taken me all bloody day..
So what've you lot been up to?

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 13:14, archived)

fantastic

i reckon b3ta is like some 70s liberal council project. we encourage people to learn stuff.

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 13:20, archived)

Hmmmm

I'll keep practicing. Maybe I'll let Nicey teach me how to do it better...

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 16:35, archived)

Lawrence-3PO (via Chris the Hairy)

He says, "...has just realised that the sculpture doesn't go with the wallpaper."

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:02, archived)

I'm still crap...

Still no web space!

(Hairy_Chris, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:20, archived)

i've made a disco LLB

http://b3ta.com/files/llb.html

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

rob - get that web cam out of the mens

no one likes us here as it is - just wait till they find out!

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:46, archived)

Curse you Rob...

Why did you have to go and make me laugh really, really hard. You're gonna give me an anurism one of these days.

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:57, archived)

oh lordy

mate, that toilet web cam is the best thing I've ever seen. you are a genius, dammit.

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crab_bloke), Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

yeh

It looks like a scene to me. Wonder what should happen in scene 2?

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:14, archived)

I thought it was a live feed

isn't it?

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crab_bloke), Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:21, archived)

he's got it on a loop now

like Keanu did in Speed.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:23, archived)

ah yes.

I forgot. it's real.

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:24, archived)

rob's just about to herd us all outside

of this moving building we're in. It's very dangerous.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:26, archived)

The buildings moving?

Is there an earthquake in London then?

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 13:17, archived)

Is this the b3ta house?

My first flash movie

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:24, archived)

maybe

you should put an epeleptic warning on that one, either that or play it against some really hard Progidy!

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:51, archived)

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