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Llewelyn-Boeing

Am I too late?
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(matski, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

it's never too late

for that.
well, maybe in a years time or something, but y'know.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:45, archived)

i love to

listen to uplifting house. it makes me soooo happy.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)

half man half biscuit did a song

called 'deep house victims minibus appeal' which is such a good title.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)

are you not really a gurl then?

and knew what?
Reply very quickly, I'm leaving in 3 minutes!!
Well anyway everyone, thank you so much for making me larf all week it's been great. See you on Wednesday!!
love from Nacho
xx

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

how old you are

happy birthday for tomorrow!
:)

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:28, archived)

all together now!

happy birthday to you, etc ad nauseam

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)

AAAAAAANNNNDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

:o) i have a german oral tomorrow, you wouldnt be a ded nice person and write me a 1min 30 talk on work experience would you? go on....you know you want to

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:35, archived)

your having a german in for oral tomorrow?

steady on this is a family board.
oh.
Andy - are you german? What? What's going on?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

yeah hes

german. i think. i hope!
yes i am having a german and spanish oral tomorrow, our teachers make us do them.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:42, archived)

hmmm...

anyone here really Spanish? Write a thing about work experience and help him out. Infact - write one in English. After today - I've forgotten the experience of work all together.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)

Im not really

bothered about the orals. i just need something to say! that german one is fantastic.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:32, archived)

Here you go.

Dieses ist die Geschichte meiner Arbeit Erfahrung. Ich arbeitete mit toten Leuten. Im Krankenhaus. Ich mag sie essen. Tote Leute schmecken nett. Ich wurde gebeten, dort zu arbeiten und ich erledigte meine Arbeit gut. Moped I die Fußböden. Und aß tote Leute. Als es Mittag war - ich aß nicht mein Mittagessen. Ich war nicht hungrig. Ich hatte tote Leute gegessen. Dieses ist meine Arbeit Erfahrung. Ich hoffe, daß sie mich zurück haben. Ich möchte den. Ich möchte nahe toten Leuten sein wieder.

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)

Rob - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

don't tell the people what we do here - b3ta headquater type stuff is all a secret. For god's sake man.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)

Thats great

and yes i do know what that means!!!! its seriously funny, im gonig to use that, ill tell you what happens!!!

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 12:11, archived)

that

sounds exactly like my work exprerience was when I was at school, I worked in an old peoples home and they recycle the dead for lunch (just like in the Matrix) and it tastes delicious.

(Sul, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 14:10, archived)

Leider spreche ich kein deutsch

Nope, I'm very English. I did a German A Level but that was way back when and I've forgotten all the useful stuff. Good luck with the oral though.

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AndyK, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 2:51, archived)

happy

burbday.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

Gay?

everyone knows how camp C3PO is....are they gay robots?

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

Damn

view source and get the address, cant be bothered to find it again, im off down the local tavern

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

Why ? Because he's a twunt

See http://houseochicks.com/puppetsplash.html if you're curious.

(anat0010, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)

something about the stictching on that

makes me wince. I'm sorry, but it does.
Do you have one of those.
I think it is a thing of beauty but I can't say for sure.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)

I'm sorry but

I really can't see me buying one for my mother...

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Wifey, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:39, archived)

For the sophisticated robot...

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:11, archived)

The reason it's so expensive...

is because of all the inflation in 2091

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)

oh my god - just noticed the teeth!

hoorrah for fashionably toothy robots!

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

just so theres no confussion......

this is where you can find my creation.
That frilly fiddler Bowen
or I'll never grace this board with my presence again.

(topsocket, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)

oh my god...

what will that become when it's all umm, incubated?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:31, archived)

cat game

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

they're all at it these days

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:27, archived)

oh toss

I can't even fake work now - you just made me laugh outloud.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:30, archived)

you just...

gotta love that bear, he sure gets around, im sure if you look closely you can see him behind the grassy knoll.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

he's like a modern day

King Kong.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)

that bear...

will nick anything that's not nailed down.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)

thats

my favourite polar bear of all time, one day when i have time at home, i truly intend to do a complete series of this polar bear's adventures around the world.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)

go on go on -

it's a feature length flash movie for sure.
And get Prawnzilla in it too - Nicey! Wifey! Where'dyou go?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:19, archived)

homer and lawrence have joined in the game !

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)

looks like Homers going for

a quick grope and lleewwyy can't believe his luck! hoorraah!

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)

i think

the bear is worried shes the only female there (unless you count mr/miss Bowen)?

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hal9000 sme, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

No, grew up in St Albans, Herts

and meved to Brighton a few years ago, after living in a couple of other shitty places whilst at college.
Chemist now shuts at 10. And Alldays is only open till about 11 or 12 now which is crap, but they do start serving alcohol again at 8 in the morning which can be useful sometimes!!

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

ahh. Nice place to live tho.

there's sea there and everything.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

Why, where do you live now?

and why is that man salsa-ing with a tiger?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

sadly, in the same street as alot of

prostitutes, in sarf londun.
I think the tiger just hasn't seen that guy for ages and is giving him a hug.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

Lower down the page you said

"I went out with someone who lived at the Seven Dials....there's an all night chemist there" Glad to see you're being careful!!
Batch-catchers - they've got to be used!!

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)

har de har

I've gone all temporarily embarassed.
ah no, it's ok, I'm over it now.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

so anyway - how old will you be?

the thread is way down there.
current guesses are:
24
17
20
29
99
because next year sounds like a 'milestone birthday...'

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)

pep

I told you before, I *used* to be a surgeon but I played too mcuh golf and partayed too hard and I got struck off. Some of my friends are still surgeons though.

Pic coming soon...

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:32, archived)

doh.

I'm sorry.
Me and my doctor fetishes.
I like the idea of partaying.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)

here is my friend Adam

He is still a surgeon - he knows when enough is enough. My problem was - I never knew when to stop.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

i think

Tinkerbell is hiding outside the window, secretly looking after him.
That's why he knows when enough is enough

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

yes, one of those.......

by the way, am I right in thinking you're a girlie?
I originally thouht you were a bloke, then as I changed my opinion you wrote something implying I'm a bloke (but not - well, not very often)

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)

My mum lives in Hove!

Surrounded by menacing Crab Blokes on the nudist beach. (that's their pincers)

(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:08, archived)

your mum lives on the nudist beach?

at this time of year?
You could buy her a blanket for xmas perhaps?
Does she say "I live in Hove actually"? she's supposed to - it's the law.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:13, archived)

could i ask you more questions

in one reply? Do you think so?
i think not.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:15, archived)

yes...it is known by everyone as Hove Actually

"Do you live in Brighton?"
"No, Hove Actually"

By the way I did answer yours and Esteban's questions, way down, but they've probably fallen off the page now.

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

ah ha! so you did

and i replied...

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)

On an earlier theme...

(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)

i don't want to play with him in the

bath tho...

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)

but...

he would like to play with you! EEK!

(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)

wahey!

(dagnabbit, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:14, archived)

For your trendy wine bars...

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chthonic, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

Is any one in Brighton tomorrow night?

(apart from Matty A)
and...what tv programme had "would you like to swing on a star..." theme tune?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

yeah! Brighton kids!

i lived there till i was 18.
bugger. That means I'm not there tomorrow night.
That'll be a no then.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

that was the theme song to...

"out of this world"

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/outofthisworld.wav

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

damn you!

Did you used to be a student too?

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)

I love TV!

I have now found the wav file for it. What memories.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:32, archived)

yes...

I can't really remember much about the programme. It was a sitcom right?

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)

oh yes

I think the girl twitched her nose and made magic happen. I am looking for pic on the interweb.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)

here look...

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)

Maureen Flannigan

was also in Northern Exposure.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:52, archived)

she is also in

circus of the stars:
us.imdb.com/Title?0097065

and 'National Lampoon's scuba school'

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:55, archived)

aah...thank you!

have a wav file of my dearest mother speaking Zulu and making animal noises backwards as a token of my appreciation.

www.snakemountain.co.uk/b3ta/mum_zulu.wav

PEP, where abouts did you used to live in Brighton?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)

I once

saw Lady Smith Black Mombassa live in Christchurch Park Ipswich, it was excellent.

They shouted 10 by 10 a lot. I don't know what it means.

Your mother speaks good Zulu.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:46, archived)

I once

saw a drunk old man in Victoria Park, London. He was excellent.

He shouted "fick off you ficking bacstads, fick off, stop looking at me" a lot. I don't know what it means.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:48, archived)

was he

South Ifricin by any chance?

(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

no, but

my doctor is. dull fact of the day.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:59, archived)

naah. Dull fact of the day

was that there's (or used to be) an all night chemist at Seven Dials in Brighton.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)

I find that

quite interesting. What is dull is that from the air, Soho Sq looks very green.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

are you in the air

now then?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:21, archived)

I am

This is what I can see.

and this is me

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

have you got webcams for eyes

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)

you can

see my office from there.

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:30, archived)

where?

you can see mine too. when I land.

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)

is your office on the red bus, going down

Oxford Street?

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

yup

this is me close up

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AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

mother, you are

beautiful.

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pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)

anyone

got a clue what a lady smith is?

(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)

a man that fashions ladies

out of iron.
obviously

( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)

Oh

of course. Yes, they made Margret Thatcher.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

and

Maigret. but they went wrong as he was a bloke.
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:12, archived)

feck. I read that as anal noises.

sorry.
Umm, I used to live off Carden Ave... Patcham-ish way. I was born in my bedroom there - but yes, before anyone asks (and they usually do) we have cleaned the blood up. You?
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:49, archived)

just off London Road, near Peacock Lane...I know it

Snakey is just off the Seven Dials
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:53, archived)

Crickey!

I can't bleieve you know Peacock lane! I went out with someone who lived off Seven dials. Got an all night chemist there too.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:55, archived)

here?

clicky
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)

wow look -

Stringer way is on that map! I went to Dorothy Stringer High School. C'mon!
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)

no, that's near you!!! Here....if this works

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?grid2mapi?x=530315&y=104930&title=StreetMap+-+WINDLESHAM+AVENUE,+BRIGHTON,BN1&back=~&url=~&arrow=Y&nolocal=N&bimage=~&zoom=0&largeuk=N&adkey=~,GRIDCONVERT&searchType=6&value=windlesham+avenue
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)

I seem to have lost all my HTML skills

today!! too bloody lazy to put it in an href tag!!
but it does get you there.
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)

did you move to Brighton -

or grow up there?
I know a few people that live around there...
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

ahhh

I see now.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

so Esteban

you are spanish then huh?
actually - everytime I see your name, i think "ahh, more from the doctor". It's stuck in my head that you're a doc now. Could never work out why you had so much time on your hands. Thought you should be more overworked.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:12, archived)

I have too much time?

What about everyone else?? I thought that everyone here was the same as me - at work with nothing to do.

Sometimes I have work to do, but now I am addicted to this message board so I shrug it off.

I just have to do something amazing every now and then and my employer remembers why I am here. The rest of the time is play time.

Probably get sacked now I have said that. Poo.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:20, archived)

noooooooo, i thought for a real life

doctor something was up with your working days.
If you're not a docc, and just a mere mortal like the rest of us, and are a werk-sherk, then no problem.
Actually. i am literally gonna get my head kicked in if i don't look work like in about 5 seconds.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

go back

to top!!!
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

I remember...

What was it about? Weren't there aliens in it or something? Am I talking bollocks?
(MattyA, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:39, archived)

was it

blossom?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

Wasn't

Blossom. That one had Dr John doing the theme tuna.
(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 17:49, archived)

wasn't it

"out of this world"?
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

Are you

having your birthday celebrations in Be-rite-on (the krazy kidz way of saying brighton)?

I hope you have a nice time.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)

yayoose..

hired out the upstairs of a town centre pub for the evening, then having a party back at Snake Mountain...couldn't be aresd to sort anything major this year, save it for next year...but I will make sure I have a trottingly memorable time whatever
But b3ta crew are invited if they're in the Brighton area!!! Or is that a dodgy thing to say?!!
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)

only dodgy cuz I'd quite like it if we were there

we could all go to my mums house for tea.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:52, archived)

a few questions

1) Where/what is Snake Mountain?

2)How old/young will you be?
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:05, archived)

hm, I reckon Nacho maybe 29?

if you're saving a big birthday till next year.
That, or 17.
or 20.
or 39/49/99?
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

i am guessing

24 this year 25 next.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

i shall guess

3 from the top and 4 from where you like.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 10:40, archived)

Snake Mountain is the name of my flat

I didn't name it, my friend Del Gazeebo named it and it's just become known as Snakey to everyone that visits. He named it that because we went through a long phase of being quite into Skeletor and saying Skeletor in a strained whispery type voice and then everything went into Skeletor mode, Chemical Brothers videos, Danone Activ mineral water etc....anyway...Skeletor live in Castle Grey Skull on top on Snake Mountain. And now my lizard's bedroom in the corner of his tank is Castle Grey Skull!! And I'll be twenty bastard nine tomorrow!!
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:06, archived)

i knew it!

and for that, I will be a gurl then.
sigh.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 11:21, archived)

I'm a dopey bastard...........

How do I post my Bowen pic?
(topsocket, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

got any

web space?
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:22, archived)

I do...Hence the mexican above.

Now for Bowen...
(topsocket, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:31, archived)

Whatever happened

to Global Hypercolor t-shirts? Bring them back I say.
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)

i think

the world is now ready to fully appreciate those tshirts. Before they were just too futuristic and it scared many people.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:13, archived)

do you

happen to have a photo of yourself in one?
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:15, archived)

when you were drunk

?
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:15, archived)

I don't

I was too scared to buy one. I regret that now.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:23, archived)

urgh they always looked really grubby

they changed colour in the heat so people would have different colour patches underneath their arms..mmm stylish. I think they were just made as an excuse for people to come up to you and whack their hands on your chest. Dirty probe hands. Rant on Nacho fucking hell...I'll shut up now. (food colouring in lunch...)shut it!!
(Nacho, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:20, archived)

true. They looked like

they'd come out of the wash all funny.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

I think

washing them broke them. That is why they looked so grubby, they could not be washed.
(Esteban, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

Battle-Bowen

must. stop. drinking. old. spice...

(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

is that llleeewwweellyynn as a

fried egg, with caterpilla tracks and crab claws?
Is that a photograph? I think i just saw him outside.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

you are almost right -

they arent crab claws, but fossilized dinosaur toenails
(bastardizor, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

hmm, can't've been him then

perhaps he was waiting for lleewwy? How embarrassing - to turn up in almost the same outfit.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

Happy Larry (via mijandjoe)

( rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)

Sometimes levels of excellence are taken that little bit further

'i think i just pissed myself laughing
(milk_explosion, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)

did milk come out?

no?
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)

No . . .

I'm currently storing the milk in a small Campari ski jacket. That way it'll be safe.
(milk_explosion, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

a campari ski jacket?

wow. with soda?
( AndyK, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)

with butterscotch

.
(milk_explosion, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)

Groovy Baby! Yeah!

Do I make you horny, baby?
(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 8:30, archived)

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