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in a wind tunnel.

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:33, archived)

why are you posting more pics of Laurance?

doh!

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)

wha?

is the Laurance comp closed?

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)

no.

it's not. i was kidding.
oh never mind!
grr.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)

anyway you -

did you say you're going to Las Vegas?
It's so scarey and neon. And great. BUT you have to go to Death Valley while you're there it's the best place in the world.
and it's quite hot.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:45, archived)

Viva Las Vegas!!

I can't wait

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

when you going?

it is very mental.
And as camp as a row of tents (the decor that is).

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

I am going in late

February. I want to hire a big old Chevy and head out into the desert.

I also want to see the most expensive light in the world which is on top of the Luxor pyramid Hotel. It costs something like $1m a year to keep alight.

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:55, archived)

is that how much it costs?

blimey... all the hotels are amazing. Ridiculous but amazing.
The desert kicks ass tho. Weird sound. I like it.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:59, archived)

damn!

I got into a little trouble yesterday when my boss discovered the work he set me at 11am was not even started by 4:30pm. This was because I was here. I promised myself I would do some work today and now I am sucked back in.

Oh well. Who cares. I'm going to Vegas!!! Woo hoo! I want to stay in a highly themed hotel - I am going to find out what is on offer on the interweb now.

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)

hoorraah! Use the interhighweb-world

for it's true purpose. Holidays. And arsing about.
Tell your boss not to look at what I'm doing either. I'm making words out of staples...

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)

picture

please. I want to see my name in staples.

Also, where did you stay in Vegas - any suggestions?

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)

i actually went to meet my pa -

he was at Comdex, a few years ago, so we stayed at the Pink Flamingo... one of the oldest on the strip.
You could go to New York New York or somewhere - ummm, i dunno actualy - they put hotels up& take em down really quickly. You'd be pushed to find one that wasn't pretty full on...
I'lll staple your name into my forehead - wait there...

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:19, archived)

Damn - foiled again

got blood in my eyes and can't see to staple any more. I think you might have to wait a while.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)

This is doxie in a real wind tunnel! ;D

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

it's Lllewwy - he's just

remembered he's a womble! Hoorrah!

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:52, archived)

hey megan and justin

i cant belive this f*cking game i suck so bad...hth did you get 2? megz...not fair! lol luv ya guys..muahz

(cagirlfromia, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:26, archived)

musical challenge

Anyone good at sound like to make a mix of Andrew WK's Party Hard and Shampoo's Trouble?
I reckon it'd work so well, but sadly I'm musically illiterate.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:21, archived)

show me the mp3s

and I'll have a go when I have my shiny new pooter.

BTW I'm new round here. Love the site.

(scrul, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:31, archived)

What is Sul doing on the b3ta cam?

http://b3ta.com/files/sul.swf

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:38, archived)

To rob:

why does everything you put your hands on become unhuman? :D

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:46, archived)

because I'm not human

I am the hive brain of the b3ta collective consciousness.

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:49, archived)

can I borrow it for a bit?

ta.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:56, archived)

Is this you then?

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:07, archived)

that's kinda like

me and rob put together - if you added more ginger into the equation
(we're quite sexy aren't we)

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)

Me & Pep were working with some people in another office

a few months ago... and apparently we were refered to as "that ginger brother & sister."

I like the idea of a family run web site. I think b3ta is a bit like The Waltons.

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:12, archived)

does that mean

we get to wish one another "goodnight" at 6:30 every evening?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)

What book was that in... The Beach?

Something I read...

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)

hmmm, maybe, but it was in the Waltons!

fool fool brother of mine!
will you plait my hair now? Please? Or I'll get mum.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:30, archived)

yeah

it was in the beach, but they did it cos of the waltons.
dumbass.

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)

That's asking

for a photoshop. Maybe later.

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:12, archived)

Is this it?

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:32, archived)

well that's pretty much it

i think you hacked into our personal webcam!

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:33, archived)

thats something to show my mum

she'd be so proud :-)

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)

we too are proud

you're our first streaker.
(no everyone, that's not a challenge)

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)

its not?

why the hell not?

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)

because no one could

top that.
It kinda made my day.

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

I'm touched

:-)

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)

WE WANT TO SEE PEP NAKED!

Come on Pep. We're all family now.

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

enough already

we don't want to scare people away...

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)

my (and my girlfs) ravey animation

http://b3ta.com/rave/

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)

That's fab!

But not for epileptics or people with hangovers..

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:19, archived)

yep - I think I nearly gave my self a seizure

by staring at it for 3hrs.

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:21, archived)

nice one

spot on geeeezzzaahhhh

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:16, archived)

anyone got any Vera's?

Lovley, wah ha ha haaaa!

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:26, archived)

yeh! I tried to make it true to my early 90s experience

... sort of. Wouldn't mind doing a longer one with a scene outside the club, "your name's not down..." and in the toilets staring at the mirror - getting water - and seeing my pupils expand to the size of a planet. Oooh and buying an asprin for £15.

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rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)

god made this

hallelujah

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:09, archived)

He did?

but why?

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)

what is it?

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)

clearly a triumph

of self-propelled dildonics

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:47, archived)

not a HUGE intestinal

worm then?

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 6:00, archived)

That's funny because..

..I found this crawling along my pelmet. Shall I squash it?

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KQ, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 7:26, archived)

A bear that shits prime numbers

http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html

(milk_explosion, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:36, archived)

rofl

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:37, archived)

i like this picture

fat people & volvos. Hurray!

(bastardizor, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:36, archived)

small fat people with

four arms?
At this time of day?

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:49, archived)

blimey - look what i just found...

that's odd isn't it?

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:21, archived)

sul - don't look at it

if you're epilectic by the way
;)

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:22, archived)

I knew

that'd end up on here eventually, I just bloody well knew it!

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:24, archived)

is it someone you know

then?

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:27, archived)

nope

I've no Idea who it is, nope, none at all, nope, nup, honestly no idea.

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:30, archived)

phew. I was a little worried there.

shall i post it to the front page, see if anyone else knows?

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:46, archived)

Yeah!

With a big wanted dead or alive picture..

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:51, archived)

errrrm

nah, I wouldnt bother, who cares who it is, you'll just make people ill with that dodgy arse.

nah, leave it off the frontpage, its a family site after all.

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:53, archived)

only kidding.

I'll get the version shot from the other side, and post that up instead...

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:57, archived)

*eyes widen*

please, God NO!!!

(Sul, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)

Raver! Raver!

well its a rather cheesey site, but there is a ludicrous version of pacman on it thats can waste at least a minute of your time,

www.hardcoreuknowthescore.com

the album itself is great, but the site seems so badly designed, (and not in a good way).

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:08, archived)

actually hold that.

ive just tried the game again, this time fully conscious and its shite.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:12, archived)

omg the music

I love the Aphex Twin

(TuffPirat, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:48, archived)

Any cricket fans?

http://64.62.57.32/adult_cdn/01048ABAAMgAAAAkDV0Y76hdzgA99yM0e5YwhIFVHw4wP1.vCltKHJY2ycQGMjo.pJHBSJ_s5rR3m/cj_6575.swf

(wargasmatron, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:26, archived)

Is this the b3ta house in an earthquake?

My first flash movie
Sul says not to watch it if you're epileptic..

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:08, archived)

it's really hard to type

the b3ta headquaters has gone all wobbly.
HOORRAAH FOR THE WIFE!
That movie is utterly fantastic. more!

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pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:23, archived)

Later, no time now

Nappies to change... lots of pooh... and vomit.. aaarrghh!

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

Life...

My first post here and what better than a Brucie bonus? The price is right if you play your cards right! NOT IN THIS GAME!

(Eddie Smith, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 2:58, archived)

subtle

but perfect.

(Esteban, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:25, archived)

its all about the benjamins...

i had to chop some of his mop off to make him more presidential...

(xdjsorex, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 1:53, archived)

Ummm..

I hate bein a newbie. someone mind tellin me how to post a pic?

(Kimbo, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 1:03, archived)

the best and easiest way is to

upload a picture to your free websapce provider (although some dont let you link directly to pics)
and use the below section as a link - remove the spaces after the first bracket and before that last bracket

< img src="http://www.yourwebsite.com/your-b3ta-picture.jpg" >

do a preview to see that you got it right, and when happy with the results, post it in the correct part of the forum!
Failing that email it to rob with an note to something like [email protected]
(hope i'm not repeating something thats written elsewhere?)

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hal9000 sme, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:09, archived)

whatever you do

dont try and post something from geocities - you will be able to see it, but we wont...

(bastardizor, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:01, archived)

Or angelfire

whoever they are

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)

pic posting

Phew - you've saved me having to ask the same question!

Newbies of the world unite - you're time come-eth!

(Jamon, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 4:07, archived)

piss-poor

(tristan, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 22:38, archived)

argh! I don't know what time it is

but I've been up too long. Me & my girlf have been making a flash animation... and now I'm too tired to tell if it's funny or not. Anyway... It features the adventures of Colin - going clubbing.... I'll post the link tomorrow 'cause I can't remember the bt3a passwords from home... bugger...

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rob, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 21:02, archived)

it's about 3 am, rob

oh. it's not any more. but it was. go to bed!

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AndyK, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:02, archived)

I have the hiccups

it sucks. Please post your marvelous hiccup remedies (you know you got some)

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 20:23, archived)

Cures

- Get scared by someone
- Try holding your breath And then burp
- Place some sugar on the front part of your toungue (a science teacher told me this works)
- Do 100 ab crunches

(Dan Century, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 22:44, archived)

Those were boring

I already knew those! I wanted some interesting (and possibly dangerous)ones.

(thellama73, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 22:51, archived)

drink a glass of water

backwards.

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AndyK, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 2:59, archived)

You mean,

puke water into a glass?

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:05, archived)

nope.

although that might work.
Drink a glass of water the wrong way round. so your lips are on the top of the glass and you tip your head forwards to drink... I can't explain it very well.
If I had a cam I'd demonstrate. But I don't.

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AndyK, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:30, archived)

ok... try this...

drinking forwards:

drinking backwards:

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AndyK, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)

I knew that.

I was just trying to be comical.

If the backward-drinking doesn't work for me, I usually stand still, breathe as slowly as possible through my schnoz & try not to laugh.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)

Slam a door in your hand

You'll forget about the hiccups.

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Wifey, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 3:26, archived)

Private Parts

(Dan Century, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 20:22, archived)

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