For those of us who don't live in the capital and are sick of the Tuesday night comedy being spammed all over /talk.

Celebrate the anti-comedy night by not going to The George, not standing up in front of an audience, not wooing them with pre-scripted jokes and routines, and not making a prat of yourself in front of hundreds of people (except in the worst circumstances.)

How can you celebrate it? By going to the pub instead and buying me drinks.

You don't even have to go to the same venue as the one listed here - just turn up at your preferred pub and actively refrain from participating in stand-up comedy.

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on

I will be so excited to not attend your clever non event. must have taken hours to organise this. Well done you!

tfs bye

an awful lot more less.

Druid

no really

WormuIus

Must make you so proud :)

oh, and you're not a cunt at all for doing this.

hexachordal la la la la la

Don't forget to remind us about it every week!

FoldsFive

in the big smoke. I propose an additional venue, the Old Windmill in Coventry every Friday for drinks after work where there will be no comedy but lots of beer. And me.

Druid