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Creating-a-new-cult-day

All QoTW and members of the CHCB fan club to enter into the creation of a new cult, perhaps the cult of CHCB?

CHCB to provide the wet-wipes and wible!


Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:00

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Creating-a-new-cult-day

Going: Eds Meds (1 people).

(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:57, Reply)
Hmmm

I'll sign up if I can wear a flowing robe and a crown of Thorntons. I'm not making supper for everyone out of loaves and fishes though. And bring your own wine.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:02, Reply)
Sold!

Happy to. Flowing robes, you say...hmm.


(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:38, Reply)
Communion...

Will wine and rock cakes do?


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:01, Reply)
depends -

how are they administered?


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:15, Reply)
If...

... you can read minds, you oughtn't to have to ask that.


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:26, Reply)
orally

then.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:30, Reply)
No, we'll have none of that

It is friday after all.


(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:04, Reply)
OK, so let's get the logistics sorted out...

Yer average cult, such as Christianity, has only one holy day. We've got seven!

Muff-diving Monday
S&M Tuesday
Wanking Wednesday
Naked Thursday
Anal Friday
Shit-on-your-chest Saturday
Blow job Sunday


(I helped save b3ta! Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:38, Reply)
We're a special cult

so for us, every day's a holy day. How on earth do other cults manage with those annoying non-holy days?


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:44, Reply)
I might set up my own rival cult

for people who like Winnebagos and jam.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Yeah.


(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:02, Reply)
Cult of CHCB?

Oh, sorry. That's an "l", not an "n", in the middle.

Hey-ho.


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:08, Reply)
ooooh, you smooth talking b3tard!

thanks very much.
Oh, sorry. That's a "th" not a "w" at the start.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:18, Reply)
th?

Worth a punt, though, wasn't it?

And that's a... etc


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:25, Reply)
i know it's still only 8:10pm but looking at the sign up, it doesn't look like a screaming success

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:10, Reply)
^

Just await my second coming.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:26, Reply)

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