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Comedy @ The George

Mirth Control, Wormulus and The George present
The now Legendary
COMEDY NIGHT
213 Strand, London WC2 (Opposite The Royal Courts of Justice)

PERFORMING ARE

Lloyd Langford
Edinburgh Preview
Hils Barker
Damion Kingsley
Grainne Maguire

and your Host
Wormulus


Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:30

The George [map]

Comedy @ The George

Going: WormuIus, tfs, The Cat's Mother, hexachordal, G/PP (5 people).

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, Reply)
YOUR CHANCE TO SEE WORMULUS MC A COMEDY NIGHT

Roflmao


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, Reply)
Wish I could go -but I am in New York: good luck

is this spam???

I protest


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:03, Reply)
Its not Spam

becuase I not making a profit


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:04, Reply)
New york?

you going to be one of them fancy terrrrorists then?


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 8:33, Reply)
I shall be working

sort of

and doing 2 comedy gigs


(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, Reply)
blimmy

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:10, Reply)
SPAM

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:12, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:17, Reply)


You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:22, Reply)
hello mongychops

If you can explain why this is spam in less that 100 words I promise to take this event off the calendar.

If you can't will you fuck off?


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 21:59, Reply)
it is

iN tHeIr mInD.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 8:34, Reply)


Mod edit: Don't do this. It is pagerank spam and you only help the spammers.


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:50, Reply)
annoyingly there doesn't seem to be a 'hide' option on this thread

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 21:58, Reply)
lol

you're mullered


(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:11, Reply)
you might be not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:43, Reply)
From: "john mangena"

Hello my dear Friend,

How are you doing? Compliment of the day and to your family. I didn't forgot your past effort by trying to help me, I want to inform you that I have succeeded in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from London.

I want to use this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund to someone else account who was capable of assisting me in this great venture through the help of the diplomat I told you about.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $200.000.00 (Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank. My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact of the Person with your Cheque is as follows.

COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT PERSON: THOMAS ZUMA
TELEPHONE: +2787615583

EMAIL: [email protected] of the investment project that my new partner and I are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Thanks and God bless you and your family, hope to hear from you soon.


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 9:20, Reply)
Twat.

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 15:17, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:12, Reply)
No.

mongychops


(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Complain to cr3.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:12, Reply)
But you have no reason to come here and read it other than to be a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:04, Reply)
I hope we can make this one

It's time CHB took me out to somewhere that's not a strip club.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 22:11, Reply)
Well, you will keep putting on shows.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 18:37, Reply)
I NO

My knickers are round my knees now due to all the 11p tips in them.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:08, Reply)
*puts coins in knickers*

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, Reply)
*puts knickers on coins*

mmmm... commemorative editions...


(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:10, Reply)
I WILL BE THERE

WITH MY CHEAP V1AGRA DEALS ON V1AGRA KEEP IT GOING ALL NIGHT LONG HI I am dr. james peters I will keep it going all night long all night long


(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:11, Reply)
SPAM omg

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:49, Reply)

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