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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:29, More)
# Mine The Gap
Mine The Gap
Figured i'd jump on this bandwagon and beat the dead horse
I don't know if this exact one's been done, only seen the 'mind the gap' ones..
/coat anyway
(Chop-Logik, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 19:22, More)
# You look like you've just seen
a goat!


(Moshpit, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 18:54, More)
# Adam Ant
Stand and deliver? I probably shouldn't have bothered...
Was always being misinterpreted whenever he caught himself singing at the hospital
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 17:16, More)
# John got fired after

not driving the new bus to York.
(BermudaJoe, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 17:07, More)
# Sweet Baby Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 16:26, More)
# Oi Titchmarsh NO !


I said get on with the weeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 16:23, More)
# The annual KKK Lynching
Turned out rather to be a very nice annual luncheon...





"Anyone for more cake?"
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 16:19, More)
# 3 auditions
and that was the end of it...

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:55, More)
# Llama llama llama llama


llama chameleon...

/me runs from the pun police...
(cattleprod, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:41, More)
# Hey diddle diddle...



My first ever post - hope it makes sense
(zimbo, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:34, More)
# Peter wanted a piece
of the action

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:25, More)
# no woman!
when I said I wanted a cup of tea, thats not what I meant!


(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:08, More)
# -

(dansegar, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 15:00, More)
# The Washington Snipper caught red handed...


[ /coat ]
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:50, More)
# a musical creature
the gerbil... oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:45, More)
# -

(dansegar, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:38, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:21, More)
# muchos apologies

I think my entries are getting more spurious by the minute...
(zeflar, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:13, More)
# Joey's early years

(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:03, More)
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