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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Actually Doug, we were hoping to meet with your...supervisor.

Does anyone else here hate puns as much as I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 23:11, More)
# John-Paul, George & Ringo


Awww, come on - I don't post often!
(ccc, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:27, More)
# Ah, Voda


you seek Voda...
(cattleprod, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:18, More)
# No, I said
Be gone you evil power


(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:17, More)
# when george was feeling depressed

he went fishing for condiments
(mr & mrs longfingers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:14, More)
# Groan

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:01, More)
# John, Paul, George and Gringo

Sorry!
(ccc, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:49, More)
# Mommy, can I touch them?

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:37, More)
# Alan Haynes was high when someone told him the story

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:12, More)
# Big Tony should have known better...
...than to go to Donny the Deaf-Aid's barbershop.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:51, More)
# Things
could have gone better.

Clicky for big
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:49, More)
# Oh..


...so it's "If the CAP fits, wear it " ?
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:25, More)
# Did I hear someone mention bad puns??

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:12, More)
# It slowly dawned on Luke that he´d misheard R2´s message

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:11, More)
# .


So don't even try it !
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:04, More)
# Dave's wife suggested he should...
...take up flamenco dancing to spice up their love life. it all worked out in the end.


(rikrak, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:39, More)
# woo
this took me far longer than it should, bah.


Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:39, More)
# Silly Billy!



[insert egg pun here]
(rikrak, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:20, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:17, More)
# No Hunter...

I said catch the ball not run into the wall.
(GrandpasDead, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:01, More)
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