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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.
(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
No, I said
make me bacon but hold the mayo
that works on so many levels
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:20, More)
Wrong pussy!
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:11, More)
Einstein's Fear-y of Relatives
was a lot easier to understand than his other work
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:04, More)
I wanted bigger MITTENS, you fuckmuppet
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:24, More)
barbie's doin' bad stuff
Hey, man, check out this goddam link! www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0307106667/qid=1035111347/sr=1-1/ref=s_t_0frp_2_1/103-4416307-2254207?v=glance&s=toys
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:22, More)
No...
...you were meant to be repainting the _porch_.
(first post, I can only apologise)
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oolitic, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:21, More)
Firstly Jonathan, I said I fancied a BURGER..
..and secondly, when I said a Whopper what I meant was...
( Darryn.R, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:08, More)
No, I said give him an
ARMADILLO!
Mind, he looks happy enough....
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:03, More)
johnny went for the first down
a little early in the quarter
( bageler, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:36, More)
Having carried out his instructions exactly...
...Vincenzo felt sure the Godfather would be pleased with him...
( Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:58, More)
why don't you join us in a cup of tea?
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:14, More)
when i was a kid
i really thought this was what builders were talking about
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 0:11, More)
There was widespread confusion about the
government's "Go To Work On An Egg" campaign...
( helmetcream, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 23:43, More)
Badly Misheard Instructions (This challenge is now closed)Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.
(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
No, I said
make me bacon but hold the mayo
that works on so many levels
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:20, More)
Wrong pussy!
(
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:11, More)
Einstein's Fear-y of Relatives
was a lot easier to understand than his other work
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:04, More)
I wanted bigger MITTENS, you fuckmuppet
(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:24, More)
barbie's doin' bad stuff
Hey, man, check out this goddam link! www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0307106667/qid=1035111347/sr=1-1/ref=s_t_0frp_2_1/103-4416307-2254207?v=glance&s=toys
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:22, More)
No...
...you were meant to be repainting the _porch_.
(first post, I can only apologise)
(
oolitic, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:21, More)
Firstly Jonathan, I said I fancied a BURGER..
..and secondly, when I said a Whopper what I meant was...
(
Darryn.R, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:08, More)
No, I said give him an
ARMADILLO!
Mind, he looks happy enough....
(
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:03, More)
johnny went for the first down
a little early in the quarter
(
bageler, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:36, More)
Having carried out his instructions exactly...
...Vincenzo felt sure the Godfather would be pleased with him...
(
Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:58, More)
why don't you join us in a cup of tea?
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:14, More)
when i was a kid
i really thought this was what builders were talking about
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 0:11, More)
There was widespread confusion about the
government's "Go To Work On An Egg" campaign...
(
helmetcream, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 23:43, More)