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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# the album cover designer was either deaf

or he totally missed the point
(clicky picky for biggy)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:23, More)
# d'oh


Copyright: Mary Whitehouse experience 1992
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:07, More)
# But I thought...
Joints of Mew
...you wanted to see 'Points of View'!

Yay! My first post!
(Sorry to those outside the UK who might not get this)
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 12:48, More)
# steamrollerderby

(I helped save b3ta! bageler, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 12:38, More)
# R Kelly Had been accused of many things with minors
and this confusion only made matters worse....


(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 11:32, More)
# come together


I had to join the beatles theme
(I helped save b3ta! bageler, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 10:52, More)
# Oops


I thought you said Gimpin' ain't easy...
(cattleprod, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 10:28, More)
# I can't believe I've stooped to this level...


I apologise profusely...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 9:48, More)
# don king donut

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 6:34, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 5:17, More)
# Oyster? I hardly even know her!

(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 5:17, More)
# It's the cowl that garbles it...

(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 4:56, More)
# Proudly using only 100% recycled humor

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:19, More)
# Cop Badly Misheard Instructions
facilis descensus averno


(mantic99, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:11, More)
# My first b3ta entry...

"A tower for leaning, you say? Splendid!"

**runs and hides**
(MissCharming, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:09, More)
# nasa took their lyrics a bit too literally

clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:56, More)
# A badly misheard instruction in the production office...

...made Pixars latest movie, almost unbearable..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:22, More)
# Don't mention the Scottish play...
Mogbeth
(moobat, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:02, More)
# A rework of an old 'saucy postcard' I remember when I was little...

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 0:59, More)
# Darned Greenhorns

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 0:21, More)
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