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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# I can only apologise!!! The day they thought they discovered life on mars.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:59, More)
# It was a comment, not an instruction!



First one in quite some time. Could be why it leaves a lot to be desired!



coat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:57, More)
# "Monica, we only need to blow the bloody Doors off!"

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:54, More)
# Had to do it...

before someone else did!
(Shower of Kunst, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, More)
# No Luke!
the FORCE, may the FORCE be with you. wanker!

(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:46, More)
# I seem

to be stuck in Star Wars mode.
(MrGravy, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:45, More)
# I get this all the time....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# "No dear, when you told me where we were going, I said Where the f**k's that!"

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# "You don't need to see his uncoordination..."

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# They forget what it's like to be young.

(Blackrock, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:34, More)
# Starfleet later issued an apology to Sweden

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, More)
# I said

"Deploy the antenna!"
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Daz, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:24, More)
# Hmmmm...
Can I get away with posting this for the challange?



Click for explanation

It made me laugh anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:19, More)
# Due to the limitations of the gif format


You'll have to imagine the blood curdling scream as the final frame fades out...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:13, More)
# .

(steviewindows, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:12, More)
# Go ahead draw a straw Barry!

(Rabbers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:11, More)
# ooooh, my favorite telly programme

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:11, More)
# sorry, old joke

but relevant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:04, More)
# Problems Arose for Nick Park as the animators misheard the name
of his new characters


(flangecakes, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:53, More)
# Oldie...

2 memes for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:50, More)
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