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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# your cheese thing
that girl is so hot. thanks for the candy.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 15:55, More)
# Google image search
(in case you were wondering :)


I'll get my coat...
(, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 13:00, More)
# although i love him so, im willing to give him up for b3ta...

can i have my furtive now please?
JUST KIDDING! im just waiting for my credit card bill so i can obtain immortality...

(, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 10:14, More)
# Doh!

(, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 9:22, More)
# Sound Advice


Do you get it ?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2002, 9:03, More)
# The company was pleased
with the in-depth research, but they regretted not sending a memo once they saw Mark's presentation on "Thinking Outside the Bachs"

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 23:35, More)
# Err... when I told you to book a male model
My gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 21:51, More)
# Because of cutbacks, Johnson had been
given until midday to clear his desk.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 19:57, More)
# "Make us a tot noodle love!"


/hell
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:58, More)
# I said "look into my EYES and tell me you love me!"


woo! my first comp entry!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:46, More)
# pork chop-per?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:16, More)
# Internet porn


Those illegal hardcore pictures on the net didn't live up to expectations
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:33, More)
# No! umpires, I said umpires!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:28, More)
# This video wasn't quite what I asked for

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:18, More)
# And he never stopped feeling guilty

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 15:57, More)
# Some problems where found with the Donkey Crayon

I killed it.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:13, More)
# The director wasn't too happy with his casting crew.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:36, More)
# Thats the last time I send the office junior out on an errand.
Asked for twenty marlboro lights, and said I'd square up with him when he got back

now Ive got a bill for three hundred notes and a desk full of these.

edit: thank god I didnt ask for twenty mayfair.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:33, More)
# Robin Reliant handbook page 34

Do not drive vehicle over inspection pits
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:25, More)
# The battle of Dien Ben Phu
Would have gone a lot better for Bravo company had their request for choppers not been misunderstood...


(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:01, More)
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