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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# BRAINS!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:22, More)
# Red Sea Pedaestrian

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:40, More)
# I'd Listen anyway...........

(JakeyD, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:23, More)
# also, if I may
"Dear B3ta I think the Bible should be modernised by having lots of animated vignettes illustrating key scenes"

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:10, More)
# 'ning
Robomoses and the 4 commandments...


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# pea for compo

(halfcut, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 5:14, More)
# RPFC

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 4:20, More)
# ..........i don't like this book..........

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 3:15, More)
# i dont know, it made sense in my head

e: thats better
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:19, More)
# plus if they turned the Bible into an RPG....

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:51, More)
# easy.................

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:46, More)
# I'm sure there'll be lots


of this type of stuff :D
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:50, More)
# Compo repostarama

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:48, More)
# I´ll just go ahead and set the bar low.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, More)
# "Play it again Lord, play it again.."

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:31, More)
# found in a phone box many years ago

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:18, More)
# children, let us remember why we celebrate easter

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# deity with tits

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:24, More)
# First post in quite a while!


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(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:21, More)
# He loves his 5 a day


Source ambarita.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/passion_of_the_christ_8.jpg
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