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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# You know this to be true


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# HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:20, More)
# Good thinking!
I'll quietly slip this one in as well (yours is a masterpiece; this is merely something nasty I wanted to spit out of my system which was vaguely inspired by the compo's request to modernise the Bible)


(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:32, More)
# I'll just park this quietly here then

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:03, More)
# Actually I quite like this compo but I feel obliged to do things like this.
Susan Wayland Squirrel

If anyone is wondering its susan wayland, and i named the file before i decided on rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:35, More)
# *eyebrows*
That's my tag there, that is...

Anyway, I don't really know where I was going with this, so I'll leave it here and pretend it never happened...


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# The true story of the creation of Eve....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:15, More)
# It was only a matter of time before they got on the bandwagon.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:37, More)
# And the Lord God planted
an organic graden


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# Mustapha bin Dunne

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:25, More)
# Casting out of the Money Lenders?


Not worth its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:51, More)
# The Immaculate Adoption.


Yes, yes very good. We we all know it was Mary and not Jesus that was conceived immaculately, but this is just a joke.
No, YOU fuck off.
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# seamless:)


EDIT: Now with bonus post (didn't think it was worth a new post and I wanted to get it out of my system).


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# I have no photoshop so it's reposts for me

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# Pea Roast

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# it is?
excellent:


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