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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

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# hello :)

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# About as relevant as a jesus banana can get but what the heck

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# .

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# HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

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# Love is Pain


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# poor jonah

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# Time to crash and burn.
nodoudbt
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# hahaha
have a pea

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# ...

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# also...
Jesus needs to be made more relevant to the kidz


Luke 27:13 ...and then Jesus did flip off his worshippers, saying "whosoever maketh this sign shall be blessed in my eyes. word."
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# There's a wine stain on page 73....

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# Let's start a new religion...

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# pope kirk the first

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# Time for a cheeky compo pea...

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# hum...

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# CHRIST!

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# I was looking for images for this compo when....






...I found jesus!





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# Thou shalt have some tasty waves...

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