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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:23, More)
# ...and lo, on the eighth day, God created bukkake, and He saw that it was good.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:06, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:34, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:10, More)
# Who's your daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
# I have issues about British 'talent'

(Muffslap searching for love up a wizard's sleeve., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, More)
# "Ooooh Gromit, I just can't decide!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:50, More)
# High five baby!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:04, More)
# Christ on a bike!
 

 
Good lord! No hands!
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:51, More)
# Let's bring those Commandments up to date...

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:01, More)
# pea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, More)
# I would like to appoligise for the terrible pun.

(thefwf, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:25, More)
# BY THE POWER OF SPRAYSKULL!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:24, More)
# Took me waay too long...

(gtfomh, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:02, More)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:01, More)
# well he did love writing letters to entire cities, after all...

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:05, More)
# Awaits 'The Dog Delusion' :-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:43, More)
# It was a miracle at the time... it seems a tad more mundane now!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:19, More)
# Everybody's got a bloody cookbook now....


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:41, More)
# You see ? That's how he did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:40, More)
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