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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# i reckon the burning bush was a cannabis plant

and that moses was "tripping out" when he heard it speak
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:06, More)
# inspired by a frequently mistyped booktitle

(bovine intervention, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, More)
# yeah, its a bit shit but iv'e seen worse
WD max clifford
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:42, More)
# WWJD?

my first image please be nice :)
(anonymous blonde, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:16, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:08, More)
# Well, if it is seams that you are after . . .

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:24, More)
# dj jeezy jeez

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:36, More)
# bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:16, More)
# The Texas Chainsaw Messiah


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(Mr Jay, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:26, More)
# I think I get this
have a poast for compo


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:51, More)
#

(DutyPaid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:52, More)
# He came to save all electrical goods.

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:27, More)
# Hahaha Love this compo
Lots of people going to hull though. might have to charter a train
(xspat, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:42, More)
# Google Bible

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 17:05, More)
# well this seems as good a place as any to pea this

(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:31, More)
# let my people go surfing....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, More)
# he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:59, More)
# I looked on google for hours


I couldn't find a single photo of jesus!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:58, More)
# quick and shit

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:22, More)
# Can't wait for l4d 2

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, More)
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