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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
A contender in the face punched the most catagory
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 2:30, More)
the biggest bollocks in the world
this was a holiday snap, and it's not been touched up, but I felt it worthy of sticking on the board
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Unglebunk, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:27, More)
Not sure if it's a world record...
...but it's still fairly impressive.
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Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:05, More)
Worlds Smallest Show Jumping mammal...
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)
World's Longest Rhyming Thread
This is a flambe
Help me out here....please?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:57, More)
Worlds Smallest Invisble Red X (Often mistaken for a threadwaste, but it really is very small and invisible...)
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
Big Duck
Largest wild duck.
This post also ends longest (personal) recorded absence from B3ta due to worlds worst luck with a PC (bought Nov 2002 and only now has the shop got it fixed). One complete swap, 3 new monitors, 3 CPU's, 2 sound cards, 2 hard drives, 3 graphics cards 1 swap of memory and 21 installations of on OS (yes..21 - 5 in one evening!).
It's good to be back!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:25, More)
and
the presenter who has held his breath the longest goes to ...
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:35, More)
The worlds longest horizontal sprint...
"Urgh, I'm gonna puke in a minute..."
OK, I can't take all the credit for this - my mate made it and I finished it in potatoswap. Anyway, hello all!
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HappyBadger, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:21, More)
A rare photo of the worlds largest snail "Giganticus Sepiatonicus" taken in 1926.
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underneath the weeping willow, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:20, More)
scientist say it's a mirical...
... the press say it's a monster
we say its a record breaker
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?, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:11, More)
The world's weirdest fucking dole queue
Big money prizes for anyone who can name four or more of them...
You sad keffing, jatscrackers.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:35, More)
Most Spins by a skull awarded
Better optimised than my last animation, albeit, with less hummus.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:12, More)
With the previous record holder only achieving
a score of 1, Kevin was sure to set a new
record for assasinating world leaders...
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:02, More)
still openThe B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
A contender in the face punched the most catagory
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 2:30, More)
the biggest bollocks in the world
this was a holiday snap, and it's not been touched up, but I felt it worthy of sticking on the board
(
Unglebunk, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:27, More)
Not sure if it's a world record...
...but it's still fairly impressive.
(
Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:05, More)
Worlds Smallest Show Jumping mammal...
(
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)
World's Longest Rhyming Thread
This is a flambe
Help me out here....please?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:57, More)
Worlds Smallest Invisble Red X (Often mistaken for a threadwaste, but it really is very small and invisible...)
(
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
Big Duck
Largest wild duck.
This post also ends longest (personal) recorded absence from B3ta due to worlds worst luck with a PC (bought Nov 2002 and only now has the shop got it fixed). One complete swap, 3 new monitors, 3 CPU's, 2 sound cards, 2 hard drives, 3 graphics cards 1 swap of memory and 21 installations of on OS (yes..21 - 5 in one evening!).
It's good to be back!
(
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 23:25, More)
and
the presenter who has held his breath the longest goes to ...
(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:35, More)
The worlds longest horizontal sprint...
"Urgh, I'm gonna puke in a minute..."
OK, I can't take all the credit for this - my mate made it and I finished it in potatoswap. Anyway, hello all!
(
HappyBadger, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:21, More)
A rare photo of the worlds largest snail "Giganticus Sepiatonicus" taken in 1926.
(
underneath the weeping willow, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:20, More)
scientist say it's a mirical...
... the press say it's a monster
we say its a record breaker
(
?, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:11, More)
The world's weirdest fucking dole queue
Big money prizes for anyone who can name four or more of them...
You sad keffing, jatscrackers.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:35, More)
Most Spins by a skull awarded
Better optimised than my last animation, albeit, with less hummus.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:12, More)
With the previous record holder only achieving
a score of 1, Kevin was sure to set a new
record for assasinating world leaders...
(
DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:02, More)