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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
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# first kitten to climb everest

crawling on his stomach with a groucho marx mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, More)
# Ladies and Gentlemen
Roll up and see the world's worst pun*



*officially
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:36, More)
# Record for longest untethered spacewalk by a cat.
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(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, More)
# Well the pay's better
now my moustache has grown back.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, More)
# world's smallest fish

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, More)
# The world's longest transit van?

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, More)
# last night I shaved 2 seconds off my record

for climbing through a tennis racquet without ripping out my nipple piercing
Clickyimagefor 850K mpeg
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, More)
# most horrifyingly gigantic pigeon

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, More)
# ...for being a fucking dot
.
(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:08, More)
# Beta olympics
25-meter wanking champion

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:30, More)
# b3ta olympic diving

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:53, More)
# 100 m3t3r turdles
turdles
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:15, More)
# Compo.. (He He)
Most GC of GC?

of GC, even?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:29, More)
# best hotornot entry ever!
meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KSAQNRB
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, More)
# largest chimp eating banana...

gah... sooo much better in my head but sod it...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:35, More)
# Hairiest Lunchtime Dessert


Evening all!

edit quick edit for competition
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 22:52, More)
# sorry...
another quick Photoshop

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 21:41, More)
# Extreme yoga

(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 21:32, More)
# Best
reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 21:26, More)
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