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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
Apologies to
every one who either made it or didn't make it
into the book - I just ran out of space,
time, ideas, knowledge, Rice Crispies ...
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 12:50, More)
hoo eva did the tree thing thanks for the idea!!

It's the stupidest bird! and i learned html! see i make it small!
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 12:45, More)
Most attempts to introduce ID cards by one government....

see e,g, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3048386.stm
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:58, More)
World's most Hard-To-Get Booger!

Possible repost (for compo), but I can't remember...
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 1:49, More)
Today, me and SSG went on an adventure
However, it was no ordinary adventure, no, we were assembling a travel guide for the landmarks around Cardiff.
Except, with less emphasis on "travel" and more emphasis on a coconut we carried around with us.
Around Cardiff With A Coconut
Edit: I think I shall also enter this into the competition under "Highest Ever Coconut In Cardiff" and "Most Travelled Coconut"
www.sargant.com/coconut/page3.html
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, More)
World's Fastest Bird
Big Bird was proud to surpass the Peregrine Falcon to become the World's Fastest bird in level flight.
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:54, More)
.
for the late nighters

The Three Solar Systems jump record is about to be smashed
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:42, More)
Eric looked on in horror

...as the attempt on the polar bear stacking record failed yet again.
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:21, More)
Supermoore's penance

is here.
Sorry to put this in a new thread, but I thought it was worthy...
Edit: Compo entryfied cos I'm an evil cunt.
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 21:57, More)
The B3TA record for the best fear lookalike

mod edit - this link doesn't work - have a read of the faq, ta.
maybe this time it will work
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 20:29, More)
Worlds DUMBEST post award....

Gee Yogi, why don't you search to see if it's been done already...
No need Boo Boo...why, who on earth will have seen this news item of comedic value on Sky or elsewhere before...?
Gee...I dunno Yogi...the boards not gonna like it...
Ladies and Gentle men, I give you me!!!
Thank you!!!! (I feel such a newbie like oogy fool!!!)
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 20:29, More)
This is also disturbing...
The Worlds slowest chariot race...or most useless battle trained animal...?

yes..it's a repost, but it's for the comp, and I didn't start a new thread...
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:58, More)
Worlds Stickiest Bogey - Toxteth O'Grady USA

most marshmallows stuck up a nostril ?
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:52, More)


The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)

every one who either made it or didn't make it
into the book - I just ran out of space,
time, ideas, knowledge, Rice Crispies ...

( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 12:50, More)


It's the stupidest bird! and i learned html! see i make it small!
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 12:45, More)


see e,g, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3048386.stm
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:58, More)


Possible repost (for compo), but I can't remember...
( , Mon 7 Jul 2003, 1:49, More)

However, it was no ordinary adventure, no, we were assembling a travel guide for the landmarks around Cardiff.
Except, with less emphasis on "travel" and more emphasis on a coconut we carried around with us.
Around Cardiff With A Coconut
Edit: I think I shall also enter this into the competition under "Highest Ever Coconut In Cardiff" and "Most Travelled Coconut"
www.sargant.com/coconut/page3.html
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, More)

Big Bird was proud to surpass the Peregrine Falcon to become the World's Fastest bird in level flight.

( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:54, More)

for the late nighters

The Three Solar Systems jump record is about to be smashed
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:42, More)


...as the attempt on the polar bear stacking record failed yet again.
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:21, More)


is here.
Sorry to put this in a new thread, but I thought it was worthy...
Edit: Compo entryfied cos I'm an evil cunt.
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 21:57, More)


mod edit - this link doesn't work - have a read of the faq, ta.
maybe this time it will work
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 20:29, More)


Gee Yogi, why don't you search to see if it's been done already...
No need Boo Boo...why, who on earth will have seen this news item of comedic value on Sky or elsewhere before...?
Gee...I dunno Yogi...the boards not gonna like it...
Ladies and Gentle men, I give you me!!!
Thank you!!!! (I feel such a newbie like oogy fool!!!)
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 20:29, More)

The Worlds slowest chariot race...or most useless battle trained animal...?

yes..it's a repost, but it's for the comp, and I didn't start a new thread...
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:58, More)


most marshmallows stuck up a nostril ?
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 17:52, More)