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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
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# Kinda repost but i made it really smaller

The international Polyphonic spree man running to and from an ugly girl record
Edit : Tim Delaughter running to and from a not so ugly girl
(smoglane!, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 17:04, More)
# Greatest 'Hangtime'
Of a twin state, metastable, 'buttered kitty'


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(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:59, More)
# Criag Charles giving it large in the most high tension pogo record yet

(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
# The Most Mc Whirters crammed into a 3 Star Hotel Room

(schoey, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:43, More)
# Well, Brian, this is magnificent!

He's been up there for nearly 18 days now!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:35, More)
# The World's Smallest Robert Wadlow

10 points for his middle name.
(schoey, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:27, More)
# shit arse

Worlds most human looking horse?
pfft. I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:13, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 16:03, More)
# The 100 Metre Monkey Dash:

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:46, More)
# Most Boring Teeshirt

Click for bigger - but stand well back!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:40, More)
# the world's most boring pea

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:38, More)
# "Dedication! Dedication is what you need!" chants the coach. A World Record to be broken.

(Smudger, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:23, More)
# The smallest number of ghost moonkittens
needed to confuse and catch a clanger:



3.

</surreality>

previously on "the adventures of moonkitten" : birth | floating in space | eating astronauts
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:20, More)
# Best 429th post

(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:03, More)
# Most Underappreciated Merchandising Gift?

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:02, More)
# R.F.C.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:01, More)
# I would
Largest number of times a b3tan has said 'I would': SirSandGoblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:49, More)
# Highest unsupported girder
Repost for Compo, click for bigger:

And I just found this Museum of Erotica
Which boasts that "classes in primary schools...would have great pleasure in a conducted tour"

Safe for Work images (except for some small nork pictures), NSFW text.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:48, More)
# The world's largest coffee mourning.

(buboboy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:34, More)
# longest time spent in a bath of hummus



goes to William P Smythe the 4th (Junior)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:30, More)
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