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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
The record for balancing no hands kittens whilst blind drunk stands at...

...two. Look, I know that's shit, but you try it after ingesting a tankerful of booze. It's harder than it looks. Thinking about what I recollect from that night, this should have been an entry for International Smoking Day as well.
Nice geranium.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:31, More)
Max monkey Survived the accident, but with severe injuries....

And he won a "Worst injuries from a monkey-train incident" award! (Sorry for poor lighting, frame rate, wobbly camera and jerkiness)
edit: can anyone spot the guest appearance meme in this anim?
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:34, More)
Yay fer paintmash! Sept mine is a photo shop mash!!! :) =) :) =)

btw: did evry1 eat lunch cuz i ditnt even eat brekfst yt
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:14, More)
Bush? Evolutions missing link... or the world record for the best chimp resemblance?
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 13:53, More)
Valiant young British quartet attempts land-speed record at Black Rock, Nevada

Apologies for repost - fitted the subject by twist of fate
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:38, More)
The *real* truth about who got to Everest first!

Was Pirates, M'harties!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:34, More)
Dr Albert Gerkins attempt to smash the world pork powered water-speed record
was hailed as a great success. He managed to beat the record previously held by that cursed hun Hans Wurst-Esser much to the joy of everyone in Old Blighty...

Clack moi quack for biggerness!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 10:43, More)


The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)


...two. Look, I know that's shit, but you try it after ingesting a tankerful of booze. It's harder than it looks. Thinking about what I recollect from that night, this should have been an entry for International Smoking Day as well.
Nice geranium.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:31, More)


And he won a "Worst injuries from a monkey-train incident" award! (Sorry for poor lighting, frame rate, wobbly camera and jerkiness)
edit: can anyone spot the guest appearance meme in this anim?
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:34, More)


btw: did evry1 eat lunch cuz i ditnt even eat brekfst yt
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 14:14, More)


( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 13:53, More)


Apologies for repost - fitted the subject by twist of fate
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:38, More)


Was Pirates, M'harties!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 11:34, More)

was hailed as a great success. He managed to beat the record previously held by that cursed hun Hans Wurst-Esser much to the joy of everyone in Old Blighty...

Clack moi quack for biggerness!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 10:43, More)