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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
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# world biggest band wagon
and the worst tatty shop


bigger
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:21, More)
# uri's secret behind his world record spoon bending technique revealed


i hope people find this funny, I did, but maybe thats just the way my mind works!

watch it all, it lasts for about 15 seconds!

and now spelt correctly!

enjoy
(antony07, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:08, More)
# The Badger Balancing record stands at 4minutes and 15 seconds


WARNING.. it takes a very long time to train badgers to sit still like this. DO NOT attempt to beat the record with wild badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
# Get it?


Click for bigness

apologies for woesome pun
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:49, More)
# and the award goes to...



Biggedy biggedy bo
(nutty_nut_nuts, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:48, More)
# The award in the b3ta record book for most climbs up and down a desk by a spider is given to...
Sam Spider, with 746383 climbs.

(Burbster is still crap at animating., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:43, More)
# woo


Biggest Tree Diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:40, More)
# b3tan wayfooyoo was concerned about his 53,768th post

(ThrupennyBit, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:39, More)
# even though the european b3tans tried their best


they still couldn't stop America being the biggest cock visible from outer space

mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:37, More)
# Record: Worlds Biggest Land WOO (space woo yet to be recorder.)

sorry had to do it. I'll leave the space woo, for the person who likes wooing the best!
(skin up a bifta, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:34, More)
# ..And a new world record

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:31, More)
# and whilst I'm reposting for the competition
B3ta biggest cuppa preparations were going well...


(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:21, More)
# Largest frontpage?

clickery
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:19, More)
# I'm gonna have to reply with
The World's Smallest Wooyay™ 
(based on total filesize and completeness of the woo: full "woo yay houpla!" action encoded into a mere 64 bytes...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:14, More)
# Fastest Penguin Climbing
Repost for compo
(always wanted to say that)


(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:10, More)
# For the b3ta world records competition:
The details are a little sketchy, but the record being attempted was: "Most consecutive hours reenacting a shark vs. whale fight by a world leader." At this point Mr. Blair was at 57 hours.


(I helped save b3ta! GooseGoose, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:06, More)
# Record: Strangest thing you can do with a triangle

(skin up a bifta, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)
# Fitting 20 phoneboxes in a man.

(buboboy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:41, More)
# My other world record:
18 ball juggling between 2 people



this one is real, not a hoax
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:37, More)
# This may be a real record,
I don't know.
Fastest nunchucks. Record set by Bungle.

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:37, More)
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