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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
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# B3TA Record
Most flying kicks to a kittens head by a miniature ninja without touching the ground.

(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 4:58, More)
# most pointless thing ever written on a grain of rice

(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 4:30, More)
# most kittens killed for wanking
click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 3:42, More)
# largest camel toes

(jim-jams, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:42, More)
# B3TA Record: Most hours with hand up Tony Blair's ass

Second place goes to Cherie Blair...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:49, More)
# forge record

(jim-jams, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:43, More)
# World's most dangerous birthing pool

(Warwick, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:29, More)
# cheesiest grin
record goes to a young george dubya bush

(I helped save b3ta! useless_rocker twitter.com/phillipteague, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:10, More)
# most eaten plastic jesus by fish

(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:57, More)
# Grandad decided to set a new record for Kitten Bowling


sorry, original post went the shape of the pear....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:39, More)
# Officially ...
The fastest thing on land


(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:11, More)
# How about a record for the biggest imatation cock?
What a HUGE prick! (excuse the pun)
Can't Upload! CLICK HERE FOR PIC! Just waiting for a proper webserver, Geocities is bollox
(bastaad, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:06, More)
# Jamie Oliver wasn't beaten in NASAs attempt at the record for WORLDS BIGGEST COCK

compo repost...but a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)
# Here's one that Guinness missed.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:52, More)
# Fastest fuckin' 50 meter crawl

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:28, More)
# ...3,416 and counting!

Beating the previous record of one
(The Convenient Monk, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:25, More)
# Worlds Strongest Kitten

ok...compo repost from AGES ago..
..but still deserving of praise...HEAP IT ON ME!!! Justify my weight lifting kitten!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:07, More)
# worlds longest hamster wee?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:06, More)
# World's fastest slug


Yeah, It's a repost (shameless one), but I thought I could put it in for the compo this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:02, More)
# Record for continuous sacking of a snow weasel by a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 21:57, More)
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