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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
B3TA Record
Most flying kicks to a kittens head by a miniature ninja without touching the ground.
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B3TA Record: Most hours with hand up Tony Blair's ass

Second place goes to Cherie Blair...
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Grandad decided to set a new record for Kitten Bowling

sorry, original post went the shape of the pear....
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How about a record for the biggest imatation cock?
What a HUGE prick! (excuse the pun)
Can't Upload! CLICK HERE FOR PIC! Just waiting for a proper webserver, Geocities is bollox
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Jamie Oliver wasn't beaten in NASAs attempt at the record for WORLDS BIGGEST COCK

compo repost...but a long time ago...
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Worlds Strongest Kitten

ok...compo repost from AGES ago..
..but still deserving of praise...HEAP IT ON ME!!! Justify my weight lifting kitten!!!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:07, More)
World's fastest slug

Yeah, It's a repost (shameless one), but I thought I could put it in for the compo this time.
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The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.
(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)

Most flying kicks to a kittens head by a miniature ninja without touching the ground.

( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 4:58, More)


Second place goes to Cherie Blair...
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:49, More)


sorry, original post went the shape of the pear....
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:39, More)

What a HUGE prick! (excuse the pun)
Can't Upload! CLICK HERE FOR PIC! Just waiting for a proper webserver, Geocities is bollox
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:06, More)


compo repost...but a long time ago...
( , Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)


ok...compo repost from AGES ago..
..but still deserving of praise...HEAP IT ON ME!!! Justify my weight lifting kitten!!!
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:07, More)


Yeah, It's a repost (shameless one), but I thought I could put it in for the compo this time.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:02, More)