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This is a link post To celebrate my b3ta birthday, Have a repost from 2011 - Thanks Smokey NSFW
Couldn't think of anything new to post to celebrate, so I thought "what would I like to see?" And I decided the answer was "extremely cute girls wiggling their bums"
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Caaandles!!!
And you can have another candleday tomorrow if you promise to post this again.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You liiiike the sheeeep?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking of some uses for mint sauce right now that are distinctly non-culinary.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not keen on the message
but the tune sticks in your head. Happy candleday!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what is the message?

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Im not going to give you
a femenist rant. But take it as read.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ok
i like the music too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I know right?
Not all policewomen look like dykes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright WPC Cuntstubble

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Evening Sargent Smallcock

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post OI
That's Captain Smallcock, actually.
...oh wait
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheep rant surely?
Its detrimental to sheeps. It implies sheeps give it out willingly. None of the feisty little fuckers I've came across have :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to be drawn.
In the thread above I claim to sell children, so poo to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Dang!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We can fight if you want.
I have about twenty minutes.
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Put a sheepskin on and I'm ready!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite amusing but tragic sexy sheep story was from New Scientist about 20 years ago
It is impossible to investigate lesbianism in sheep, because the way female sheep attract a mate is to stand very still. So there might be lesbians, but all they will do is stand quite close to each other...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like most of my dates.
EDIT. That was written for comedy purposes!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!
Nice caveat
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"My date was just like a lesbian sheep" is never going to sound good...

Anyway, I didn't think there was any major sort of anti-women message in the film, just the joke wouldn't really work if when you saw things through the protagonist's eyes you still saw sheep and a dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The sheep are surely how the guy perceives the sheep and dog
and so, he sees submissive and sexually suggestive women
that I wank with a leather belt tied around my neck while watching this video is no-one's business
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirely the object of redicule is the male in this?
Although those sheep were clearly asking for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
I've been worried about the lack of Scrunt recently.
Hopefully this will flush him out.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not being the sort to start rumours or anything*
but has anyone seen Miss F recently?

*Lies
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
I thought that was shit. What's the point of it? Plus that violin has a horrible scraping sound.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I loves a bit of Zoochois me!
Have a bit of Animal Rescue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3ByPJk6Sw
NSFW for:
Defecation, ultra violence, sexy ladies and animal cruelty.

Also contains football.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)