
He must have had two machetes to be able to carve his initials into the handle. A smart man your grandad.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

If I was to go and do jungle stuff i'd want a machete in each hand i reckon. As with so many things jungling is improved by madly flailing a machete in each hand.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

is from machete's. Almost always the injury is to the left leg where the person has swung at a branch in their with their right hand, missed and gone straight into their thigh.
The first is a tree falling on you as you sleep.
happy days
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

however i don't know what number 3 or 4 are so you'll have to make it up. Maybe catching a willy disease from bumming a monkey?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I'd hazard a guess that the majority of human ills originate from monkey bumming.
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