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This is a normal post My dear loving and long suffering wife, thought that she would surprise me with tickets to see this film...
never having read the books or shown any intrest in the mumporn writings of a frustrated writer, i was in a position to actualy watch the film with no preconcieved ideas or thoughts.

I can honestly with my hand on my heart that it is complete shit,and not worth the £26 she paid for the tickets and then the £7.50 she paid for the two cups of fizzy shitwater they call pepsi, well when i say she paid , what i should have said was she paid with my card.
if you get a chance to go and see this film and go, then either you need mental help or you are on a promise, i would rather watch Tabs and Pissy getting it on and then argueing over who's turn it is to dig the shallow grave

several people got up throught the film complaining and left
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a article that
asked loads of people of all ages what they thought. Weirdly about half said they thought it was really kinky and the other half said it was completely tame. So which is it Fluff, kinky or tame?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well she seems to spend an inordinate amount of time crying
and as for the bondage scenes you see more rope work in a boyscout meeting, over hyped and to many people thinking it is some thing it isnt.
Channel 4 could show it with no extra editing, tits and not much else,

on a rating scale from here to there it would rate a shuffle in the wrong direction.
it is crap, no actually worse than crap, as crap is incredibly usefull,
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
I don't think crying is sexy personally, but maybe I'm just a prude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post stop doing it then

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have an amputee woman with a bag on her head (Budgens) cutting the nipples off a down syndrome dwarf
whilst an SS soldier in blackface shits out the mangled remains of a tapir foetus?

I've had private access to the internet since the age of 17 and find that's the only thing that still gets my cogs whirring these days.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Women probably think its kinky, men who have watched proper porn think its tame

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was why it was weird though
a lady in her seventies said no big deal, bloke in his twenties said it was a bit much. Quite a few seemed upset by a whipping scene, both men and women.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the bloke in his twenties went to see it with his mum.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife doesn't think it's kinky.
She think's its for repressed, thick, house-wives who can't work out how to use google.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a Carry On film in that respect

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post she's spot on

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How did it not fall foul of the Extreme Porn law that they passed a couple of years ago that outlawed sex scenes where it was clear someone was being hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thats because the actors were actoring and David Camaron can only get a chubby on whilst watching actors doing there actoring

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It was just before Christmas.
Unlikely to see any of these acts in tweedy-porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
This film will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad my missus actually wanted to see Kingsman: The Secret Service
fucking brilliant film, and we pretty much had the entire screen to ourselves because everyone else had gone next door to watch 50 Shades of Shit
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like your wife
is taking the piss. You don't take someone out as a treat to something they have no interest in, and then make them pay for it.

Even if you're a woman.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)