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This is a normal post Last week, police here in bristol cordoned off Peros bridge as some fool was threatening to jump.
...it's about a metre drop to the water.
I wish I was making this up.

[EDIT] Now with linky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes go kayaking around there.
If I had known I would have turned up in case he jumped so I could hold him under.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me know when you do next.
I'll attempt to not evacuate my bladder for a few days prior.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Will do.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post JK BBZ XOXO
I bet that's actually jolly good fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What is?
Kayaking, holding peoples head under water until they stop moving or getting pissed on from a bridge?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^my idea of the perfect date right there

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "foot roots"?
I thought a basic level of literacy was a prerequisite for police work.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I have ever had anything to do with it, but.....
....that be due to the character constraint of twitter, n'est-ce pas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's close to the 140 character limit.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"..man chains himself to it and threatens to jump"

A suicidal contortionist perhaps
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The alt.suicide.holiday "methods list"
used to have aone involving tying different lengths of piano wire around different limbs then jumping off a bridge to leave body parts hanging at different heights.

A sufficiently artistic group could use it to write a message.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)