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This is a link post well that's come as a surprise surprise
Cilla's dead
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck!!

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post well, the corpse is probably still warm
if that's your thing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit perverted mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont knock it till you tried it.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post eww
on the plus side, once rigger mortis kicks in, at least it should tighten her up a little.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Rectal sphincters sometimes open wide...
... and the tissue decay means there's a lot of internal pressure.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you had me at rectal sphincters!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not "at"
But "up the".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Up the Garry Glitter and all sorts.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I Wonder if she knew the date of her death or whether she was blind to it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post was she hit by a lorra lorry?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Alas, the flame-plumed Liverbird shall sing no more.
Her voice, nails on a chalkboard
Her teeth, the tombstones that now surround her.
An untimely passing that makes us wonder "What's it all about, Alfie?"
But anyone who had a heart will remember you, without even a recap from Graham.
And yay, we shall all buy a hat.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't she shag a Beatle(s)? I should've mentioned
that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lovely epitaph
With the media only interested in what people can write in 140 characters or less, it is nice to read a well thought out tribute that isn't impeded by having an artificial restriction put on it. Nice work. All I can add is RIP in peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post An untimely passing?
She was 72.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No I think it means she was on the shitter when she popped it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thia wins the internet today
https://twitter.com/mrlizard13/status/627810097738194944
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no
A scouse has died. We'll never hear the end of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't her fault though
Never fucking is
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:50, Reply)