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This is a link post A bit of Lemon Jelly
I just got a new daughter today and I'm going to damn well post something I like!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
Are you calling her Frogmella or Lo'tar?
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had designs on godzilla.
I was overruled. Massively overruled.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post eBay?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post eBay is crap for good quality vinyl.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bought an inflatable baby?
Hope it's easy to clean
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've brought her into a world of war. What the fuck were you thinking?
Congratulations all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of winning and crushing everyone else beneath my heels.
What do you think a world of war is?

Thanks btw :)
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations

I had my first 10 days ago.

She really enjoys drinking milk, sleeping and shitting.

Haven't had time to introduce her to music through sheer exhaustion from feeding/changing every few hours. All good though :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeping seems to be popular right now.
Feeding is starting to kick off. No shits yet but I confidently expect them to be minging.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post the first one is proper grim, but milk shit is surprisingly innoffensive
then it all gets horrible when you're weaning them
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget teething!
Which seems to add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the mix.

Congratulations BTW, Welcome to the top of the rollercoaster!
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's your duty as a Dad to give her a solid musical foundation...
...that she can be ashamed of in later life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this
It's never left my ipod. Great track.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations! I believe that robots are our future
Children, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats on the bairn

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
Both of my skids were born with this album playing in the background.
 (perkusfux, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had your old daughter broke?
It congrats to you. I've got a 12-week-old lad and it's a lot of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What these^ cunts said.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a bit Spaced after hearing this.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to hear about milky shits but I do want to hear this. Congratulations on the sprog!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:58, , Reply)