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This is a link post Thames Valley Police video explaining consent for idiots.
It's very good. I'd even say that it's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wish someone would pour tea down my throat in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Buys large thermos"
Tetley?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have standards you know

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post So is he just going for tea...or sex ahhh.
Tea or Sex? Warning Contains Fuzzy Stewart Lee
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post what if
someone pushes a tea bag my way, and looks at it suggestively, before then pushing a bowl of hot water my way and then looking between the two before looking back to me and raising their eyebrows...

what do i do if they only drink de-caff? do i leave the bag in or take it out?

I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens if the teabag splits?

(nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine walking home from work late at night and being dragged off for a nice hot cup of tea, it would be lovely!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise Tea!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
what about just a teabag instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Doyle is a rapist?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not one to brag, but I can drink 7-8 cups of tea a day. I can even make one cup last for an hour.
I can even start a new cup immediately after finishing without needing a rest.

Edit: If someone's unconcious, are you allowed to take a photo of their empty cup and imagine filling it with tea later?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those sort of thoughts are best kept to your self, you wouldnt want to become a laughing stock over some trivial brew-ha-ha

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I make tea for my missus when she's asleep in the morning

But if she doesn't wake up, I have to drink it myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:28, , Reply)