My friend told me
That he was once called over to his friends' place and to let himself in as they needed his help. Turns out the guy had got his tongue stud caught in her clit ring when he was going down on her and he has to separate them. Left shortly afterwards, never to speak to them about it again...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:33,
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WARNING - NOT A NICE STORY - A nurse friend of mine told me how a couple were brought in, naked and stuck together. Her coil had shifted and hooked itself inside his urethra. I'm told Surgery was involved. Yowzah!
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:39,
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Yep, sorry about that, Stays with you for life that one does
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:48,
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That would make even me consider celibacy.
Jesus Christ!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 18:01,
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No he went.
To the cutting table.
(As an aside, I'm reading "The Price of Glory" by A.Horne about Verdun, and that urethra moment does not close to the resulst of large crudely forged artillery on soft humans, it's rare that a book makes me sufficiently sick to have to take breaks.)
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Stories like this make me so bloody grateful that my girlfriend is infertile.
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If she is infertille, thusly no periods I assume...
How can you be both bloody and grateful?
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She still menstruates.
But she has PCOS which means the chances of her becoming pregnant are next to nil. We save a fortune on birth control!
...and I don't need to worry about catching my peehole on anything.
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All is fine and good then.
You too can leave the hotel bed looking like you butchered a goat in it.
I find that leaving a crudely draw pentagram with the overflow on the head board and/or ceiling is a good way for the staff not to ask questions or management demand a cleaning supplement at check out.
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Checked out PCOS, fuck, I hope she is ok, not a benign thing.
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Yeah she's all good :)
It has the handy side effect of making her slightly more masculine in all the good ways. Good at DIY, loves gory movies, mouth like a sailor and absolutely impossible to offend.
The meds stop her from growing a beard and we don't need to worry about creating hybrids of each other. Win/win!
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