Phwoar!
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:49,
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"Mostly pissed, some fat and weepy, tendency to nag a lot"
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:50,
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Sending in the report from your feeder?
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:58,
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Feeder Report as Follows:
Chins: 7 Girth: 167 inches Bingo Wing Resonant Frequency: 37 HZ Gunt Capacity: Will hold three medicine balls
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:46,
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Big Bird has totally let herself go.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:50,
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Mind if I have a go?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:04,
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I have an idea to reverse curlew decline
We should accelerate the growth of an army of gigantic fucking spinning blades all along Britain's coastline and across our farmland.
The RSPB can get fucked: it's only got itself to blame.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:11,
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Can someone break it down for me? I don't read too pretty.
Are the birds alright or are they fucked?
(presferatu, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:36,
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Disappointed.
48 pages and less than ten of them are wanking material.
(Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:01,
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From a personal perspective
All i ever seem to see these days is wood pigeons, theyre everwhere, and eating everything. Theres a roundabout on the M53 near where i live and theres dozens of them there every day. get home and theres about 10 living in the tree in my backgarden. their Shits are like little walnut whips.
Good to see Buzzards have made a bit of a population explosion recently, but at the sacrifice of the Kestrel so it seems, though theyre seemingly on thebounce back again now.
But Wood pigeons though - they can fuck right off.
(Dan dan danThey tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:03,
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You're allowed to shoot them you know?
And they make good eats.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:29,
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Agreed, I make a fine wood pigeon and brie baguette and it only costs me a copper point air rifle pellet
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:27,
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and some brie
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:27,
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and some bread
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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and cranberry sauce
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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and a bit of rocket
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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and a bit of butter
(Peej, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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Turtle Doves are fucked unless Malta sort their shit out.
That's about as likely as this UK government properly protecting Hen Harriers though.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:10,
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Mr Mrs Karl approve of this report
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:24,
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