Why stop there?
Shitwear are putting LCD panels in their footwear!

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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:11,
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Great. Now my trainers can crash too
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:42,
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I can crash my microwave in three button presses
Trufax.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:13,
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I have seen LED trainers for a few years now
but I have yet to see a pair that does not have a fault on one, or both, shoes.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:06,
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It's bad enough forgetting your phone is blue toothed to the speakers downstairs when sneak off to watch some filth on it.
Now I have to worry about accidentally streaming bongo movies to my shoes? Christ.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:56,
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Anyone in my office gets a pair of these,
and I'm gonna try and hack porn onto them when they're not looking.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52,
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"Oh noes, someone hacked me trainers!"
Not a phrase I expected to have to hear in my life.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:52,
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SHITWEAR - OUR crap on YOUR back.
I expect Shitwear will be giving out free clothes to the homeless in return for advertising Big Macs and Happy Meals©.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:47,
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