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This is a link post Dr Brady Barr is attacked by a giant python, with hilarious results.
This guy makes Steve Irwin look like David Attenborough.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i would have put the nut in
and shouted "'Ave some of THAT you snake cunt!"

That would have seen him off.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post also...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IihQJLhkJ-k

hahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post where he went wrong there...
was not just running up to it and hitting it with a hammer.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a good idea....
let's run up to a snake and SHOUT AT IT LIKE I'M FUCKING BARRY SCOTT!!

oops. got bited.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My word
What annoying chap. One minute Mr snake having a quick snooze, then BAM two blokes one of whom never shuts the fuck up pull him out & drag him about by his snakey tail...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday!!
I'll pick the flan up at 6
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
If you're going to fuck with 10 foot pythons, don't scream like a bitch.

This reminds me of those animal attack shows. 95% of the fuckers deserve everything they get. Bullfighters, Shark swimmers, Ferret botherers...

I GOT A BAD BITE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The Lord of the Cunts
Is he bitten?
Is it bad?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what. a. fucking. utter. shitlicking. nobcocking. cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That's a huuuuuuuge python, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go over there, and stick my thumb up it's arse, that'll really piss 'im off.

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH, I gotta bad bite.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha this!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking dumb moron.
That is all.

Apart from the fact that it's funny as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a bad bite..
There's the head , i have a bad bite , a really bad bite , an open wound a really bad bite..bad bite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:54, Reply)