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This is a link post Front runners for 2019 title of 'UK's Most Boring Cunts'.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:57, Reply)
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We used to call these people Misers.
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This is a normal post Live a miserable working life, so you can live a miserable retirement.
Misers, indeed.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They seem child-free

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly, that has been a huge bonus for Mrs. Penis and myself.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember those faces: never get involved in buying a round with them. You have been warned.
And is "earning £100k a year and spending £100k a year" a realistic target? Does everyone in that London just get 100 grand for turning up? (I'm of course, assuming these skinflints live in London)

Also, why does a lot of BBC News video things now involve somebody who writes a blog? Does everybody have a fucking look at me page these days?
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC seems to have swung hard left in the past 5 or so years.
And adopted lovely little millennial-safe lifestyle segments such as 'Why I grow my armpit hair' and 'I'm a black gamer' along with articles categorised as 'Long Reads' and 'Short Reads', presumably to cater for/forewarn those of us with utterly shit attention spans.

I habitually continue to visit the fucking website, but I don't know why. I leave angrier than I arrived and learn nothing from my stay. Much like why I gave Facebook the boot last year.

I hate young people. I really fucking hate them.

Mrs. Penis would argue that it's just me beginning to lean further and further to the right, and that I should start going back to AA. She's definitely at least half right.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:32, Reply)
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"I habitually continue to visit the fucking website, but I don't know why. I leave angrier than I arrived and learn nothing from my stay."
Perfectly encapsulates my experience with it as well.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 21:38, Reply)
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BBC website is becoming utterly shite with vacuous "My big nose made me depressed until I listened to Ariana Grande" peddled everywhere else. I want some proper fucking news not twaddle and five things you need to know before killing yourself after reading this shit.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Its for the clickbait fucktard generation
Any articles with a hint of intelligence will send them screaming into the hills
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post AND it's full of typos.
Wouldn't of happened in my day, etc
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:10, Reply)
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Goes to show, the been continues to maintain its non-bias. Among the vacuous puff pieces about gen z YouTubers, it still resolutely refuses to criticize the gaping chasms of logic in the Tory party and its pet brexit project - but never skips an opportunity to give Labour a kicking. Plus its commentariat is second only to the Daily Heil in vacuous middle England jingoism.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn
Brexit isn't a Tory idea, and was voted for by Tory and Labour constituencies alike.

https://fullfact.org/europe/did-majority-conservative-and-labour-constituencies-vote-leave-eu-referendum/

Also if you think the Beeb has been neutral on Brexit you haven't been paying attention.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What with the referendum being in the Tory manifesto for the 2015 general election,
and it then being called by the Tory government one can see how you could come to the conclusion that it is a Tory idea.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:16, Reply)
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Perhaps, but it doesn't change the fact that Brexit was a Tory project through and through. Isolationism is a typically conservative policy, plus, all things being equal, can you really see Labour coming up with it in isolation?*

*No pun intended.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Will take your word for it as I got 30 seconds into the video, closed the tab, then clicked on the same link again as I already had no memory of having chosen to watch it

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 17:58, Reply)
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the miser with the cat probably shouldn't have got a cat
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are always worth it.

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This is a normal post I imagine it's better than endlessly paying credit card bills for stuff you don't need.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't need most of the stuff I own.
But I fucking love having it.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What I meant was saving means not worrying about or slaving over credit.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But then how do I buy stuff after I've spent all my savings?!

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This is a normal post Beg, steal or sell sexual favours.

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