Hang on
68% of the creatures responding are of classifications that are technically immortal, yet only 17.9% of respondents are aged over 65?
Either there has been a creature baby boom in the last half century or there is one dickens of a murder rate among creatures.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:53,
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I'd question the immortality thing
and perhaps ghosts stay the age they died at, and mostly appear after traumatic early deaths
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malevole, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05,
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Those ghosts will still have a birth certificate.
They can't cheat the registry office no matter how spectral they may be.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:19,
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unless they're wandering, free spirits in which case where is the paranormal border security force
Patrolling the aether eternally, please have your papers ready
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You think knife crime is a problem? Garlic, wooden stakes, and silver bullet sales are through the roof.
That maybe just stockpiling because of Brexit, but even so.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05,
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It's the plastic waste from all that bottled holy water
that needs dealing with first. It's deadly to undead sealife.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:37,
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This may have been on /links recently:
www.monstersupplies.org/
(try changing the language).
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:43,
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Excellent!
Love the translation for vampire bats
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:15,
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