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This is a link post They Walk Among Us - paranormal beings in the UK I made this!
Are there vampires, werewolves, aliens etc lurking within society? I realised the way to settle this was to simply ask them nicely in an anonymous online survey. Includes population estimates and regional map.

Sadly, Google Surveys refused to accept "Noel Edmonds" as an option, so I'll have to leave it to others to investigate the rumours of his clone army.
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why, ambassador you are spoiling us with all this wonderful content
I liked that there's more vampires in the south. True enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard there are no vampires in Africa
It's because holy water is lethal, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
68% of the creatures responding are of classifications that are technically immortal, yet only 17.9% of respondents are aged over 65?

Either there has been a creature baby boom in the last half century or there is one dickens of a murder rate among creatures.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd question the immortality thing
and perhaps ghosts stay the age they died at, and mostly appear after traumatic early deaths
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those ghosts will still have a birth certificate.
They can't cheat the registry office no matter how spectral they may be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless they're wandering, free spirits in which case where is the paranormal border security force
Patrolling the aether eternally, please have your papers ready
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think knife crime is a problem? Garlic, wooden stakes, and silver bullet sales are through the roof.
That maybe just stockpiling because of Brexit, but even so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the plastic waste from all that bottled holy water
that needs dealing with first. It's deadly to undead sealife.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This may have been on /links recently:
www.monstersupplies.org/
(try changing the language).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Love the translation for vampire bats
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:15, , Reply)
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Ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noel Edmonds should always be an option.
Regardless of the context.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:13, , Reply)