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lets all get one
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post beans beans the musical fruit

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m liking the new Ghostbusters

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the last one
That made me sad inside
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Spooky Spoon, what is she for?
I get The Numbertaker, he takes numbers, The Puzzler sets puzzles, why is Spooky Spoon a spoon? What the fuck is she?
Also why are they called Numberjacks, what is the connection to lumberjacks? They don't cut down a single tree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post think that's why
she terrified my daughter so much
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yeah, want

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:26, Reply)
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I'll wager that in a few more years he'll be in 'spoons without the gun but the braying noises will not be dissimilar.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh, someone's cross a child wore a Union Jack t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a jack when it's raised up the mast of a ship
calling it a jack when it's not on a ship is exactly the same as shitting on the queen's actual face while burning the Union Flag while singing the words of Deutschland Uber Alles to the tune of the State Anthem of the Soviet Union while wanking into the flag of the Council of Europe.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, technically, in common parlance, it's a Union fucking Jack.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post brb doesn't know the difference between jack and Jack.
H.M. the Queen says either Union Flag or Union Jack is correct.
www.royal.uk/union-jack
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Your article consistently refers to it as the flag when talking about ones raised over buildings.
The Queen is not an etymological authority to appeal to willy-nilly, she is constitutionally above internet arguments, how dare you mistreat her in this way?

Why do you hate our beloved UKOGBANI so much? Love it or leave it!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:27, Reply)
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I can't follow all these acronyms any more. What's UKOBGYN?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post British lady garden mechanics.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think brb is accusing me of being a paedo

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was going to do that I'd log in as SockCooker.
Let's try and keep things simple.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post In UKOGBANI but we call them gynecologists.
UKOGBANI is a sovereign country located off the north­western coast of the European mainland.

Damn can't edit that senseless subject line. Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just delete the whole thread
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:30, Reply)
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perhaps I should.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Capitals are important...
...as in "I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse", where the lack of capitals changes the meaning completely.
 (Hemipygous, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point well taken.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I could do with one of those

(Sherbs, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *money blown back*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Parp!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HOOONK!
Great fun
A bit of flour in the horn might look good.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:20, Reply)
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Or butane
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
...Think I need to make one of these for myself.

I think I have everything except the rifle stock, which I assume is a water gun..?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that's more of an assault Trumpet?
An assault trombone would be more of a pump action affair.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post #NotAllTrombones
Some just have valves and no slide, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Best option would be “bugle” surely?
Edit - but presumably the name is taken from what they used to build it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 11:59, Reply)