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This is a normal post Scientists should study why scientists feel the need to study why wombats have cube-shaped poo

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Scientists should study why some people don't value knowledge, and research humane ways to remove such people from the gene pool.

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:28, Reply)
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Scientists should research how some people end up believing that people who don't think the way they do should be killed.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Scientists should research your mum

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:42, Reply)
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Many expeditions have set out. None have returned.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never said anything of the sort.

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:41, Reply)
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How do you propose removing them from the gene pool then? Forced sterilisation? That's usually frowned upon as well.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly, which is why we should research more humane ways.
Christ, you must think me a MONSTER.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:19, Reply)
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You're the one advocating literally wiping out a group of people.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Before we continue, do you understand that this is a puerile comedy website?
And are you in any way referring to my response to certain racist cunts joking about killing n-words in /chat?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:31, Reply)
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I... er... know? I mean I've been here a while.

I'm a little baffled how you can take an accusation that you're contemplating genocide seriously? Unless it turns out you actually meant it.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Right.
Thing is, what you're saying isn't very fun or interesting, so it seemed like you were just being a naturally dull prick.

Soz.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 3:07, Reply)
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Nice edit. Did you sober up and realise you'd forgotten to actually insult me, or did you purposefully let it drop off the page before doing so?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The last paragraph covers it

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but
What about the metaphysical reasons?

And as for "manufacturing cubes inside a soft tube", I think they missed the fact that wombats are already doing that. I think the real research should revolve around how we can use square turds.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd naturally stack more efficiently in Japanese fridges.

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post We could fit way more empoyees in an office if they were actually cubical rats

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sharper corners, better for throwing at people

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